you, an urban sophisticate - buying $8 coffee every day on your way to work
me, a rural hillbilly stacking $8 of Bitcoin each day while saving money making coffee at home
we are not the same 
you, an urban sophisticate - buying $8 coffee every day on your way to work
me, a rural hillbilly stacking $8 of Bitcoin each day while saving money making coffee at home
we are not the same 
Looks like the old quick drip could use a wipe down. ☕️
But who has more microplatics?
Probs even
This struggle is such a bitch. Switched to cast iron to this end, but now all I get are scrambles - no omelets 😢😢😢
Well done ser, looks strong enough to pour itself every morning
That’s the way sr. Stack coffee sats, one bean at a time
Try a French press, simple and tasty way to make coffee
So many ways..love the French press
Dude. Sell the old coffee maker for a few sats. Put grounds in a mug and add hot water. Srsly. That’s what I do. 👀
I think looking at that picture gave me a fungal infection! Seriously, just get something like this, it's cheaper than a coffee maker and you'll get better tasting coffee. 
Orange pulling someone the other day and they said… “I drink 2 - 3 large Mountain Dews a day. That’s $ 6 a day I could use to buy ₿itcoin. “🫡
That’s a work of art.
Highly relatable content.
How I be starting my mornings.

GM Brian followed you for this 🫡🧡
Every single sats saved today counts! Dollar sat parity will come gradually then suddenly
😂 I’m pretty sure it’s not as quick dripping anymore as it was 25 years ago.
Brian, didn't recognize you without your caps on
If you are getting sick, getting food poisoning, or any other health issues. I believe I have found the culprit.
Holy shit balls man. I have never seen a grosser coffee maker in my lifetime. That is including the shitty one at the shady car repair shop with 2 week old coffee with cigarette butts in it.
My eyes need antibacterial spray just from looking at it.

it’s not for every man
It is not for any sane man who values their health. I think that eating dinner off of a gas station restroom toilet seat that hasn't been cleaned in years. Could be more sanitary than that coffee maker.
This is not something to be proud of. Stop being fucking lazy and clean that shit before you, or someone else gets seriously ill. I'm not even telling you to throw it away and destroy it like it should be. I am just saying for fucks sake man clean the coffee maker.