It's hard to stay humble when your code is sexy af

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Pics or it didn’t happen 🐢🐾🀣

Not bad, I just finished writing NIP-98 validator in that fucking language that starts and ends with P 🐢🐾🀣

How are you validating signatures in it? Schnoor package?

Nope, found a brave soul that created an extension for use! 🐢🐾🫑

https://github.com/nostrbuild/nostr.build/blob/main/libs/NostrEvent.class.php

And Bech32 is a port from JS 🐢🐾🫑

https://github.com/nostrbuild/nostr.build/blob/main/libs/Bech32.class.php

PHP has the best syntax now I miss it 😭

I didn't know someone made this package https://github.com/1ma/secp256k1-nostr-php

Now I can go back to PHP

While you are at it, do you mind reviewing these two files for any stupid errors that I might have? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»

Ok will do πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Love you! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

First thing is I think bech32 class can be replaced by the nostr-php package

I know because I built this exact translation myself before I found it

Reviewing other now

nostr-php is not maintained AFAIK and it’s too big with all the security issues 🐢🐾🫑

Me neither until I banged my head in frustration and decided to really look for it. I was thinking of writing njs module for nginx to do that part but felt a bit cheesy to me 🐢🐾🀣😭

… unecoded… that’s a new word! 🐢🐾🀣

It's only for me to see during debugging lol 😭 πŸ«‘πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Lol! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ«‚

How sexy is it?

β€˜stay humble’ just means don’t brag that you’re superior to statist zombie fiat cucks. Bragging is perfectly acceptable if it has nothing to do those assholes digging their own graves and producing nothing of value. Let them be.

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