I just sliced my fucking finger open while cutting onions. And in the rush to get it under water and wrap it up, I tripped and sent my spice rack sailing across the kitchen where all my goddammed spice bottles broke and are all over the floor among the broken glass, which I also stepped on, lodging a small shard into my foot. The world just told me to go fuck myself in the clearest terms possible. I got my finger wrapped but it won't stop bleeding. After I clear up the kitchen and finish making what was making, I'm gonna have to head to the ER for stitches. I feel so defeated.
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I think you will make it 🫡
I will. It was just one of these things where it was suddenly one thing after another. In that moment I felt like I was being punished.
Dude stop posting on Nostr and go get your fucking finger fixed.
Saying this with utmost respect. 🫂
I gotta wait til the food I'm cooking is done. I can't stop it, and I can't leave the house before it's done. I'm good for the time being. I'm bandaged I think it's good for the time being. As soon as it's done I grab an Uber and head out.
I would probably have given up on dinner, maybe not just for the knife incident but after the spice rack, which is as clear a sign there can be that the kitchen is out to get you tonight. A second-degree burn may be in your future. You have been warned.
It's not just dinner. I'm making foot for the week. I've got a giant pot of Louisiana Red Beans & Rice cooking. I think if I stay out of the kitchen while it simmers for the next hour and half, I'll be good. Then I just have to kill the heat and move it off the burner. Then I can go. And I'll keep my head up for any additional damage the kitchen wants to inflict on me. 👍
Sounds delicious, except for the possible blood spatter.
Make sure to put your recipe on nostr:npub1xxdd8eusvdxmaph3fkuu9x2mymhrcc3ghe2l38zv0l4f4nqp659qskkt7a but not tonight. #foodstr #bloodstr
Lol no! My knives are sharp AF. When I cut my finger it took like 30 seconds to start bleeding, and by that time I was already at the sink with cold water running over it. Definitely no blood got near the food.
FYI, this recipe is already on Zap.cooking! It's one of my cherished recipes and one of the first ones I posted.
Nice, Aidelle’s is good. I’m going to check with my friend who works at a butcher shop downtown and see what he can score for me on his employee discount.
The Silva's Andouille from Whole Foods is also very good. A little more expensive than the Aidelle's, but it's got great flavor, and is all natural like Aidelle's. Otherwise, you gotta buy from Cajun Grocer but the shipping is like $70 because they only do FedEx overnight with dry ice packing. So if you want to buy an $8 sausage, it costs you almost $80. You've gotta buy like 24 sausages in order for it make sense.
OMG double whammy... at least it's the weekend now which will buy you some time to recover before Monday.