I found the pattern π. If you made it with bulky yarn, it would be pretty good sized. My days of crocheting with bulky yarn are over though, it kills my wrist and elbow for some reason πβΉοΈ
You're masturbating too much. The wrist can't take both.
Glad you picked one. ππ
This is creepy af and I love it and am stealing...
I just found it and Iβm so excited, everyone needs it
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ππ without one the other can't happen...you choose π€
If you could jam some hooks up there and master the art of kegelsβ¦you may be able to do a two birds situation here
π€π€π€ probably a huge market for vag crocheted things. Gtfo Gwenny and your scented candles, here comes boss Yarnlady and her vag crocheted stuffs.
It doesnβt even have to be good π
Oooo I can dunk it in bathwater for extra $$$. You are so good at business ideas.
Sell that jarred on the side for when they need to clean their vag critter
Where would I be without you? π«π«

I think I have a sick mind and possible may need to be sent somewhere π€π
Please! I will show you around, introduce you to everyone π
We can have matching outfits and pretend we're twins. No one will ever know π€«
Duh because we're ass twins
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Crochet some shit out of umbilical cord and you'll never have to work again.
Will go hang out in labor and delivery a couple times a week ππ
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