Shill me some fun things to do in Prague
Discussion
At the Kafka museum you can text a message to a statue and it will pee out your message into a lake.
https://www.solitarywanderer.com/kafka-museum-and-the-peeing-statues/
Defenestration
Used to be full of bohemian tea houses. I think most are gone but dobra tchai ovna is still around.
As a Texan you should know what to do.

go to Bernard beer spa, you will not regret. 😉
Cocaine
Dali-Warhol exhibit near the Astronomical clock
Drinking cheap, but high quality, beer.🍻
🐦 ⏰️ you'll see it, in the square
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Porks (it’s a restaurant) it’s delicious if you enjoy pork. Highly recommend
Go on top of Petřínská rozhledna. Its an amazing view oft Prague.
Midnight ghost tours
Underground Alchemical laboratories tour
Michellan Star fine dining at Field restaurant- www.fieldrestaurant.cz
Ask for a small beer, and see what happens...