WTF is open sats for?

Over-funding of primal and under-funding/zero funding for everything else?

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Opensats is playing Jack like a flute ๐Ÿชˆ

I'm going to be applying soon ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

Good fucking luck ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

I'm gonna get it.

If you send Odell some nip pics you might get funded

I have confidence in his judgement

Just make sure your project doesnโ€™t compete with 1031 investments and you will be good ๐Ÿ˜‰

I wish you many sats, sir. ๐Ÿซก

maybe I'll see you over on geyser also ๐Ÿ˜‰

Yup. Just about. That's the VC bro cult that I rant about at least once a week. Useless idiots.

My biggest issue with OpenSats is how opaque they are with the selection process. Who decides what based on what criteria?

But hey, nostr:nprofile1qqsggm4l0xs23qfjwnkfwf6fqcs66s3lz637gaxhl4nwd2vtle8rnfqprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7qfqwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx26tww4hxg7nhv9h856t89eehqctrv5hsz5xkmf is trundling along at a mostly comfortable pace, and the next few updates are going to be super cool!

It makes me so annoyed

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Yeah, getting turned down for funding doesn't slow us down or deter people from joining the team.

We have to build it because it needs to be built.

Thatโ€™s why you deserve the funding ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

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Who knows. Maybe they're just pissed off about something I said, and now every person I work with is damned by Kontaktschild.

I'm always surprised that the guys didn't throw me out, to be honest.

๐Ÿ˜‚they probably would throw you out if they could

Everyone who works with me faces the same tough decision. ๐Ÿ˜

Every time I see you guys still trucking along and pushing new updates, it makes me so happy

It makes me happy, too. ๐Ÿฅฐ

The team is a bunch of champs, in my opinion. Never seen so many people work so hard and so long, against such odds, with no recompense and little aplomb.

Primal has been making some key investments in influencers who look good while surfing. In actuality, I think this might be the most financially efficient way to boost BTC adoption.... no joke...

Idk. Is cringe the new best marketing practice?

I didn't even think of doing that. ๐Ÿค”

You'd have so many new followers.

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๐Ÿ˜‚ is that all we have to do to get sats?

If you cringe, that by definition means that 1 billion normies will be entertained by it.

You kinda have a point lol

I had to block that shirtless surfer tbh

I had to unfollow too. Am married woman. The only nipples I wanna see are my husbands ๐Ÿ˜‚

Same. I don't see it on theforest, thankfully.

Imagine scrolling your feed and it's a bunch of half-naked men making gym porn and looking like Tarzan... and your husband walks by like

Thatโ€™s exactly the problem I had ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Honey, you don't understand. I'm doing market research.

Not Safe For Wives

Iโ€™m not and I donโ€™t wanna be seeing nipples I didnโ€™t ask to see lol , if we were posting boobs and ๐Ÿ‘ all over Iโ€™m sure the guys on here would complain too , I lowkey want Nostr to stay prude , because otherwise itโ€™s a slippery slope from there

If you blocked him, that means that is what normies actually want.

They are literally what I was at that age. Not blocking them.

Maybe a ๐Ÿ‘Š and a ๐Ÿ’ช

... and some :fistbumpleft: :fistbumpright:

I just don't enjoy seeing shirtless dudes (and woman) on my feed. It's not my thing.

Same, right from the start when he started making his moves on Nostr. I have no patience for influencers, no matter the platform.

There's a real need for more Twitter facsimile micro blogging clients using the Nostr protocol, it's a really underdeveloped space.

Agreed!

Sunglasses are fiat

Why do you KYC? Very sus.

super. use bitcoin and nostr as you see fit ๐Ÿซก

You didn't answer my question.

LOL answer my question

Put a shirt on, you vainglorious, tones deaf nitwit. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™„

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Best comment I've seen all day!๐Ÿคฃ

Are there any besides Primal like that?

Lots. That's all that vibe-coding stuff.

We're all supposed to stop building and we vibe-code 3091759 different versions of Twitter clones, each with it's own color scheme and button shapes or whatnot. And nutzaps. Everything has to have nutzaps.

Honestly I feel like primal is almost a shit coin.

Almost? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Preach. Sometimes my agreeability gets better of me. It's hard when you're as beautiful as I am.

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Also, I'm about to send a donation from my favorite amethyst that I always use. ( And I promise to look at git citadel or other laserin things when I get a chance.)

When I first signed up with primal it felt like a gay dating site full of crypto scammers because it just suggested to me to follow a bunch of shirtless men and crypto scammers.

Fortunately I decided to try a few other clients before giving up.

Primal is fine now that I've muted most of the scammers and unfollowed all the homoerotic influencers

Shirtless men and crypto scams.

Heh.

Hee heh.

Lol

Trusted third parties are security holes.

LOL let's get this party started! #asknostr

You hell thread instigator, you.

People involved in this project have joined in on gangstalking me, just like Primal

They're not any better

I donโ€™t think open sats funds primal at all. Ten 31 does though.

There are people involved in both.