I didn’t know Jesus wore Birkenstock

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Yes. It's a Hebrew word Birkenstock. It means he was born to guide livestock.

The Ai made the symbolism.

You gotta be able to read between lines.

πŸ˜‚ I call BS.

don’t listen to him. Everyone knows Jesus was wearing crocs.

I was talking about his outdoor footwear. Of course he wore crocs at home. There’s actually a line in bible describing this.

And the disciples looked upon his feet and were confused, for outdoors he was sandaled, yet indoors he was in sport mode.

-Solemon 1:5

And the disciples asked, β€œLord, why not wear them always?” And he said nothing, for the answer was obvious.

It was? They had dirt floors. No? Maybe Jesus had ceramic flooring.

Tut tut☝️

For the ground was hot and full of thorns, and he was not foolish.

So he did not walk the desert in them, lest the holes betray him; but at home, he was at peace.

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I did not know you were so biblical.

It's all in the footnotes

So you read the footnotes. I read the first sentence and turned the page 😭

Blessed are those who read the footnotes, for they shall know which shoes are for outside

There are more things to worry about than shoes, such as crucifixions.πŸ˜”

Crocifixions hehe

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