So Bluesky is learning about Lightning now

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… then suddenly.

The power of zaps is mind blowing🤯

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More will be coming over Bluesky dead on arrival

hahahah

enLightning BlueSky users 💜

Wholesome.

> shooting the planet in the head

Everything is hyperbole with these people.

I don’t think it’s intentional hyperbole. I think a lot of these people have legitimately been brainwashed by the misinformation in the media about bitcoin

Yes , I think you're right. This ability to assimilate dogma while bypassing any rationale is quite something.

It's like pouring water onto sand, they way they absorb bullshit.

It's like watching apes figuring out fire.

What your first Lightning transaction fees like:

Sent a few sats no fees to a street photographer in Venezuela who can buy a kilo of fresh fruit and veggies for 50 cents. I appreciate his photos.

Right on, that's what it's all about.

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Thank you my first time receiving zaps!!! This is so fun!

…..then suddenly 🧡🧡🧡

lmao I'm dying lol

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Can't argue with that

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lmao 🌏🔫₿

This is like kids explaining adult concepts to each other.

That's because it is.

I heard that sex causes global warming.

And those on-chain fees must be crazy.

I think your getting it mixed up … remember it’s bitcoin that causes it

NEW GAME: Fill in the braindead climate hysterics blanks :

All legacy payment rails (Paypal, visa etc) are exempt from "shooting the planet in the head" because...

The real waste of data is the conversation they are having, wayyy more value in zapping sats.

Is bluesky just a place where people go to find a reason to be unhappy about something they just learned about?

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You don’t often see a BlueSky with Lightning. GreySkies though…

#zaps

#bluesky

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revolutionary i tell ya :)

Us: ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

Them: What sorcery is this? 🧙‍♂️

They don’t care because: climate change is baaaaaad!

They typed the "shooting planet in the head" from their sweatshop-produced iPhone while they have their Tesla plugged in to charge.

LOL

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Is the screenshot from blue sky? Have they implemented zaps?

yes, no

What's the minimum zap? 1 sat?

Set up an Alby address on your nostr profile under LNURL and I'll send you that 1 sat.

Instead of boiling the whole ocean, it is easier to vaporize one water droplet at a time 😁

lol what always gets me if the opinionated "i know it all" angle that people give to all their comments

what is bluesky?

"As of 2023, Bluesky operates its own official network called Bluesky Social, a centralized service running on proprietary software for its servers and client apps"

sounds shit

😂😂😂😂😂

Say “we’re early” without saying “we’re early”

looks like they rejected the slurp juice

Bluesky users should be castrated with a rusty spork