I have eaten only eggs and steak for months - after a week, your shit gets back to normal.

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Important facts since I’m about to embark and often wear suits

I mean... shitting myself would be unacceptable no matter what I wear 🤔

Just don't fart. And eat plenty of salt, somehow that seems to help.

You can’t trust farts but there are garments more amenable to washing than Italian suits

Haha true, fair point. Like I said: DON'T FART 😂

Absolutely!