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Erik Cason

I’ve pretty much ate only steak and chanterelle mushrooms for the last week for dinner.

Flatirons are becoming one of my favorite cuts.

SuiGenerisJohn 1y ago

Shit status?

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Martin 1y ago

I have eaten only eggs and steak for months - after a week, your shit gets back to normal.

SuiGenerisJohn 1y ago

Important facts since I’m about to embark and often wear suits

Martin 1y ago

I mean... shitting myself would be unacceptable no matter what I wear 🤔

Just don't fart. And eat plenty of salt, somehow that seems to help.

SuiGenerisJohn 1y ago

You can’t trust farts but there are garments more amenable to washing than Italian suits

Martin 1y ago

Haha true, fair point. Like I said: DON'T FART 😂

SuiGenerisJohn 1y ago

Absolutely!

Erik Cason 1y ago

Lots of farts from the mushrooms which seems to really smooth out and soften the turds, really 8 out of 10 on the turd scale for comfort and form. happy my family is away.

SuiGenerisJohn 1y ago

If I was on my computer I’d zap you for this critical information. Smoothness is critical.