A general question to iPhone users. How are we going to do the #zapathon ? Wrong answers only. 🐢🐾🫑

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Actually though I’m still zapping notes in Damus

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in plasma bulb.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I have no idea what this is but I love it.

I hate it when that happens. 🀣

Right? I thought it would tickle but...

Yeah, and then my balls started glowing!

🀣🀣🀣🀣

☒️☒️☒️

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Smash phone

Lol! Send pics after it’s done! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Let me get something else first πŸ˜‚

Send fiat πŸ˜‚

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I think this one is a winner! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

Brilliant

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Email

Open Plebstr…

Open Snort…

Open Iris…

Sideload Sideus…

Fuck. I’m bad at this.

Break into Apple headquarters and take Tim Cook hostage until he sacrifices a virgin lamb and chants β€œZaps are life, zaps are life,” 100 times then bathes nude in the blood.

But we’ll skip the sacrifices and just get him to give us the goggles for free! πŸ˜‚

We will then put them on as a collective, and take a bath with a toaster, while screaming β€œwho’s the zap now bitches!”

Talk about getting zapped βš‘οΈπŸ˜‚

Use feet not thumbs

Paws- otively! 🐾🐢 #onlyfeet

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Seed phrases on post cards.

That’s a new one! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­

😭

We just have to think the amount, new Damus TestFlight soon with Neuralink

Zap at a speed of thought! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€”πŸ˜‚

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Wave πŸ‘‹ real hard at each other.

rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated..

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We'd better count the stars !

post invoices and call them β€œzaps” in the notes

Lol! That would’ve been hilarious! 🐢🐾🀣

Send QR codes on postcards 🀘

Not good 😩

Apple Pay

Apple Pray

Zapper Pray!🐢🐾🫑