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Noshole 8mo ago

I just found out today that bald eagles aren’t actually bald and now I feel dumb and also lied to.

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William ₿ Travis 8mo ago

They also aren't eagles.

Noshole 8mo ago

wtf do you mean by that?

Kip Ashlynn 8mo ago

They're actually Martians. They just pretend to be birds.

Noshole 8mo ago

I hate them 😂

Kip Ashlynn 8mo ago

Don't worry. They hate themselves and isn't that punishment enough for lying to you?

Noshole 8mo ago

Yes 😂😂😂

William ₿ Travis 8mo ago

🤣🤣🤣

corndalorian 8mo ago

Wait til you hear the truth about sperm whales

Noshole 8mo ago

They don’t have sperm? There’s no way. How would they make new ones?

𝔼𝕣𝕪𝕟 𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠 8mo ago

Well to be fair, they have no hair on their heads…

Noshole 8mo ago

I know! But the feathers 😂

TKay 8mo ago

Who did you think these are?

Noshole 8mo ago

A not bald eagle

TKay 8mo ago

If it helps you sleep.

Noshole 8mo ago

Ohhhhh. That’s stupid. They need to change the name now 😂

Palmira 8mo ago

Seriously. If it weren’t for this post I would’ve still thought they were literally bald.

Noshole 8mo ago

Omg it’s not just me! I just found out too 😂

Yes, thank you! 😂

White headed eagles?

Much more realistic

Right?! 🤣

Phil 8mo ago

Balda bing balda boom

Andrew Gomez 8mo ago

Sam the bald eagle looks bald to me 🧐 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/3e11b6a7f267bedfc1d00decf3cb82cd221b28255078d3dd9d26900d008d674e/2c30c21c9ad399a45ae643524d421db3584ca2cc84ecbf42235cf8cbea41e356.webp

dackdel 8mo ago

🔨 are a brutal industry. Protect the 🦈!!!

Abstract Equilibrium 8mo ago

Ooh be careful because bald eagles **will** try to kill you if you're near the edge of a long fall, no fucks given

Just say they look cool. They might leave you alone & keep protecting america or whatever