If you can’t do 500 push ups in a day you’re either physically weak, mentally weak or both.

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Eeehhhhh 🫡 😂

Damn you set that bar high .. can I do five

Every request for strength demands consistent effort. Start with five. Build from there.

Valid answer!

Do 5 every 10 min from the time you wake up and you'll get 500 by bedtime.

My elbows hate doing one

Lmao proof of work or stfu

This only applies to people with two fully functioning arms.

Okay. Got it. Can you say something nice now, please?

What he said was nice

Feel like I’m back on X.

I mean nostr can’t be boring all the time lol

Fair.

This fuckin guy is a Crossfit coach. What the hell are the rest of us complaining about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMNlxhZCOOI

Just make sure you do 500 bodyweight rows every time you do those 500 pushups… balance

500 is weak asf.

I only do 5000 per day otherwise I feel dead inside

Only 5000?

Yeah, I'm slacking off these days

I'm working hard to get the missing 490 🫡

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I think I could do it, but I ain’t doing it 😂

If you can do more than 8 pushups in a set, you are doing them wrong. 500 half assed pushups isn’t shit.

3 sets of 8 should have you sore. If not, slow down, and work on your technique.

What matters for muscle growth is time under tension. You will see more muscle growth if you do extremely slow pushups. Doing 50 little half push ups per set will result in less muscle growth and short muscles. Numbers don’t matter for growth, time under tension does.

It depends on what you're training for.

The push ups you're describing would not make sense, when in a plyometric cycle.

True, but a regular pushup isn’t exactly a plyometric exercise. If you can do 500 clap pushups in a day, then by all means..

What a dumb take

Both

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can you do 500 lines of code though?

each their strengths 🤓

I can do zero lines of code lol

I can't do no pushups

Well.

Stay humble and stack sats I suppose 🌱💜

I can do 500 lines of HTML, making me neither strong not smart.

correct

hang in there padawan

Or you have a job and other things to do

Too many bitches in this world w/ man boobs, soft skin, & low T. We call them beta’s

I'm weak

Pretty sure you are not doing 500 push ups a day. At least not from any podcast ive seen you on. Stop it 🤣 🤣 🤣

I don’t do 500 push up’s a day, but I have done 500 push ups in a day.

So true. No way hodl does 500 in a day

Dude he takes creatine

Or you're physically injured

Yes obviously do not attempt if injured.

Will be able to resume around Dec

lol what does this mean?

I opened your message in my feed on the Nos.social app on iOS and it filtered your “hate speech” toward weakness, Hahahha that’s a screen recording of me “opening it anyway”. lol

Holy shit really? Who runs nos.social? Because they’re a fucking pussy.

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Not sure if rabble is the person but whoever made the tagr-bot. Happen to know who that is?

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Nah

Nosnevets was my name long before nos social started censoring artists🤷🏽 and I've been disavowing them since I found that out.

That’s a follow right therd

So you are a thread 🧵 of a stitch pattern

As a retired American United States Veteran

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And my pussy has taken many a pounding

But never by weak ass men who don’t know their own worth …

but when younger

Whatever

Uhhhhhhhhh

You can’t do 500 so which one is it for you?

I can do 500 push ups. Can you?

my pipi is smaller than both of urs

lol 😂

😂😂

safe to say i won this one 💀

in a row? Looking at your arms, Doubtful 😁

No one can do 500 in a row retard

Actually I stand corrected lol I found some Chad on YouTube who did it. This guys on another level. I’ve never seen anyone do this many in a row before. https://youtu.be/UafCGuY-B2k?si=LPFyloX7CK-slApA

That’s wild.

I def can’t do this lol 😂

Yeah you clearly said “in a day” at the outset. Not “in a row”. I can’t believe homeboy did that.

There’s levels to this shit lol

Yeah I feel good if I do 70 in a row

500 push-ups a day till $500k?

lol I wouldn’t recommend doing them everyday.

Why not 1000?

Go for it

I’ll admit I’m physically weak, but the mental fortitude of this bitcoiner is untouchable, unshakable and immovable.

I've never tried....

Nah dawg I just have a galaxy brain that weighs me down

Jacked up shoulder, so I guess physically weak it is. Though other exercises for different body parts can substitute. Squats, etc.

I disagree. 500 is a decent amount for an average dude. I could do it, but fitness/strength has always been an important part of my mental health.

Plus who the fuck does 500 pushups? Do a couple hundred and then be a man and grab a kettlebell.

Are you posting from the kindergarten?

Leave my beautiful broken coccyx out of your math

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Let's make an experiment to see how people reacts to random posts without sense.

Really it will be interesting to see the different reactions in the different social medias

500 push-ups == 1 cock push-up

I could do 500, but why would I?

There are much more productive ways to challenge myself.

Said someone who can’t do 20 pushups^

Last time I tried I got 50. But I hate large sets like that. So I mostly bench.

Nah, it should just be labelled pathetic tryhard 😉

Or not. I can work that out myself, and just roll my eyes a bit. Don't need algo support for that 😂

That's just 32 per waking hour. Ezpz

🥱

So is this what's called shitposting on nostr?

Let me join in😊

They could just be missing an arm or two and still be able to kick ass🤪 , but do feel free to share us a video of your pushup adventures

He he😂

go for 100 squats with at least a 45 pound bar on your back. take as long as need but don't rack the bar. it's brutal...the muscles in your feet will burn!

I've never tried to do this.

Chest to floor or it doesn't count.

5000*

Post the proof of work, nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs #PoW

Agreed. After poisoning myself for over 40 years, my physical strength is one thing I have deprioritized while healing other aspects of my overall physique. But I have not given up, and am already beginning down a path that given time, will result in this weakness being remedied as well. That is my time preference. Today I may just lift heavy objects. Who knows what I may try tomorrow?

Congrats! More than I can do 😂 . But don't let nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs see you post that you couldn't do 500 though... 🤪

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