People who pull the tulips shit don't understand either of the two concepts they're comparing. If they did, they wouldn't say it.

The amount of times I’ve heard this IRL, I’m convinced someone put it in the boomer manual.

Bitcoin has existed for >5 times as long (17 years) than tulip mania (3 years, 1634-1637). Considering that information travels, and the world changes, much faster now than in 1637, this is like 100x the lifespan. Altogether this suggests that Bitcoin is nothing like the Tulip Mania fad of the 17th c. The end.

It’s in a book already!

Let me know if you manage to crack the boomer code. I’ve considered referring my dad to Broken Money, but also thinking the root of the problem is a little deeper.

He won’t want to understand until someone from his preferred cable news ecosystem suggests that he does.

Best I can do is offer an Audio Drama. 15min, bingeable episodes.

Mysteries of the Bitcoin Citadel

When Lauren and Ellie inherit their late uncle’s cabin, they uncover more than family secrets. Discovering a hidden world built on buried clues, Bitcoin, and a mystery decades in the making.

https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/mysteries-of-the-bitcoin-citadel/id1806898074

Send him this, it is short: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Z5f9GRh5vIU

Bitcoin doesn't wilt, rot, or or need watering. It does grow, and please the ladies even more than tulips, however.

Ai could write that for you, no problemo

Is he a Ford truck guy?

"Ford Would Replace Gold With Energy Currency and Stop Wars"

New York Tribune dated Sunday, Dec. 4, 1921.

Tell ai to write an article including ways that's been debunked and extolling how sound money (with BTC being the most sound) is the way to fix real problems. Give it a pen name similar to an older (beloved) relative's name.

I’m on it. Chapter 1 - Bitcoin ≠ Tulips.

Your dad has powdered butt syndrome. He cannot hear financial advice from someone whose butt he powdered.

Orange pill one of his friends & have them explain it to him. Then he’ll get it.

Stay tuned…

Ok I asked grok to do it 👍🏼

The Tulip and the Chain: A Fable of Flowers and Futures

Prologue: The Garden of Greed

In the misty lowlands of 1637, where the wind whispered secrets through the canals of Holland, there bloomed a flower that captured the soul of a nation. The tulip, once a humble import from the Ottoman sands, had become a god. Nobles pawned estates for a single bulb of Semper Augustus, its petals streaked like royal blood. Fortunes flipped like coins in a gambler's hand—overnight, a bulb worth a house; by dawn, dust.

Across the centuries, in the electric haze of 2025, a new bloom unfurled in the digital wilds. Not in soil, but in code. Bitcoin, the ghost in the machine, promised not beauty, but freedom. Miners in vast warehouses hummed like beehives, forging coins from thunderous computations. A single satoshi—its tiniest shard—could buy a whisper of power, unbowed by kings or banks.

Our tale begins with Elias, a merchant's son, who chased both blooms across time. He sought to understand his father's grumble: "Bitcoin? Bah! Tulips all over again—a bubble waiting to burst!"

Chapter 1: The Petal's Promise

Elias first dreamed in the tulip fields. He was young, his boots caked in Dutch mud, when the mania swept him up. "See this bulb?" crowed a trader, eyes wild as a storm. "It'll make you rich beyond the Indies!" Elias traded his father's best cloak for a Viceroy, its flame-orange petals a siren's call. Neighbors gathered in taverns, futures contracts scribbled on napkins: "One bulb for a brewery, payable at harvest."

The price soared. A single tulip bought a canal barge. Elias's chest swelled with visions of silk and silver. But whispers grew: "What if the bloom fails? What if the fashion fades?" He shrugged them off. It's alive, he thought. It grows. It dazzles.

Then, the crash. Like a fever breaking, bulbs tumbled from gold to garbage. Elias's Viceroy fetched a loaf of bread. Riots in Haarlem; widows weeping over worthless deeds. The flower, it turned out, was just a flower—pretty, but perishable. It bloomed for the eye, not the ledger. No one needed it beyond vanity. Governments shrugged; new fashions arose. The tulip wilted into history's footnote, a cautionary petal in the wind.

Elias awoke, sweating, in his modern bed. His phone buzzed: Bitcoin at $68,000. His father's voice echoed from dinner: "Son, it's tulips 2.0. Sell before the fall!"

Chapter 2: The Code's Covenant

Undeterred, Elias dove into the blockchain's abyss. No fields here—just screens glowing in the dark. He bought a fraction of Bitcoin, not for its shine (it had none), but for its spine. "Why?" he asked the ether, and the white paper of Satoshi Nakamoto unfurled like a scroll.

Bitcoin wasn't born of beauty. It was forged in crisis—2008's ashes, when banks feasted on the poor and left the table bare. No central sower controlled its garden; it was a protocol, etched in math. Only 21 million coins would ever exist, capped like stars in the sky. No more, no less. Miners worldwide— in Iceland's ice, Texas's heat—solved puzzles to birth them, their energy a proof of work, not whim.

Elias traded, not cloaks, but keystrokes. He sent sats to a friend in Venezuela, where paper money melted like snow. No borders, no bosses. In El Salvador, it bought pupusas from beachside carts; in Nigeria, it bypassed banks to pay freelancers chasing dreams in the diaspora. It wasn't a trinket; it was a tool—scarce as gold, swift as light.

But mania came, as manias do. In 2017, prices mooned to $20,000, then cratered to $3,000. "Tulips!" crowed the skeptics. Elias watched speculators flee, but the network hummed on. No bulbs rotted in attics; the ledger lived forever, immutable. Governments couldn't print more; thieves couldn't forge it without keys. It wasn't fashion—it was foundation.

Chapter 3: The Merchant's Reckoning

Years blurred. Elias, graying now, sat with his father by the fire. The old man clutched a tulip print, faded and framed. "See? All hype, no heart."

Elias smiled, pulling up his wallet. "Father, the tulip was a bet on beauty—a single season's fancy, traded on trust in a fickle court. It had no use beyond the vase; when the thrill died, so did its worth. Bitcoin? It's no flower. It's a forge." He explained, gentle as dusk:

Scarcity's Steel: Tulips could be bred endlessly; one bloom begets a thousand. Bitcoin's cap is code-carved—21 million, unyielding. Like land or time, it can't be inflated away.

Utility's Root: Tulips sat pretty; Bitcoin moves value. It powers remittances for millions, hedges against tyrants' whims. In war zones, it saves lives; in boardrooms, it challenges empires.

Network's Nerve: Tulip mania was a parlor game, puffed by rumor. Bitcoin's strength is its swarm—nodes in every corner, verifying truth without a middleman. Crashes cull the weak; the chain endures.

Time's Test: Tulips faded in a year. Bitcoin, sixteen winters strong, weathers storms. It's not perfect—volatile as youth—but it's evolving: Lightning for speed, Ordinals for art, even nation-states stacking sats.

The father frowned, then chuckled. "So, no bubble?"

"A froth, perhaps," Elias said. "But beneath? A new money, grown from crisis, not caprice."

Epilogue: Blooms Eternal

Elias never grew rich overnight, nor did he chase the moon. But in quiet trades—paying artists in Africa, tipping coders in code—he found wealth's true vein: utility unbound.

The tulip teaches folly: beauty without backbone bursts. Bitcoin whispers promise: scarcity with purpose persists.

To the dads of the world, stuck on petals past: Plant your doubts, but till the future. The chain awaits.

The tulip bubble lasted from 1634 to 1637, popped, and never happened again.

Bitcoin has had multiple 1000+% price increases over the last 15 years and is currently chilling at over 100k 🤷‍♂️

It's a bubble just like any other. Not just the tulipmania.

I think AI is going to meet your fathers tulip demands 😂

The Dutch still produce the best Tulips 🌷 🤨