Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

What's the ratio of coldcard = open dimes?

How many open dimes equal a cold card? 3? 4?

At least 4 🤣

Seems you're quite experienced in this field node. 🤔

Unfortunately no 🤣

nostr:note1pgw0h3fehs6nvu6flnz37jfsyln5dwyn4gkv3avq5q6j7er54v4smc93d7

Bro I have 0 booked opendimes right now. Am I really a bitcoiner? 😂

*boofed

I'm shocked.

Get boofin™ bruh

I gotta order at least 6 opendimes from Coinkite 🤣🤣

You can fit way more BTC than gold. Another win for Bitcoin 🚀🚀🚀

When you realize you could fit ALL the Bitcoin that will ever exist up your ass. Bitcoin is truly the best money 🏆

Insane right?

I wanna see what insane left looks like too…

Tell me more 🤔🍑

Bruh now we’re taking

gotta work your way up, but waaaaaay more comfy than a standard drive

Gradually then suddenly! Boof

Theoretically, you could send all the Bitcoin that ever existed into one opendime or a few. Then Vaseline then boof. All the Bitcoin that ever existed is now UP YOUR ASS 🤯

This opendime? It ain’t just metal and gears, kid. It’s blood, sweat, and… well, let’s say uncomfortable storage solutions. Your great-granddad carried it through the war, your granddad dragged it across another, and your old man wouldn’t let the Viet Cong lay a finger on it. They hid it the only place no guard would ever look. For years. Long years.

Yeah that’s probably how I’d react when boof happens 🤣

Damn I shouldn’t have chosen the cold card over the jade

Seriously. Jade is more compact

🤣

🤣

I imagine it's gonna hurt trying to fit every hardware wallet up your butthole.

The man that boofed the world 🌎

Border guards in disbelief.

the border guards will never catch us 😂

Not sure this will be the best orange pill approach for hormones🤔😳😖🤦🏽‍♂️

….plz deduct 15-20 IQ points from urself and nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks

*Hormones=normies

F*ckin autocorrect 🤯😖🤌🏽

You on hormone therapy Stache? Deduct 20 testosterone points from yourself 😂

😳🤨🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

Correction: Orange Suppository

Preparation ₿

"Yo bay, if you come at the king you best not miss" Omar Little.

*whistling sounds get louder*

It's off to work we go!!!!

Never again posting butt stuff memes. RIP notifications 🫡

⭕🤣

🤣

Primooool trending 📈

🤣🤣🤣

I heard some people weren’t getting enough of that. Perhaps a COLDCARD up the ass is what’s needed 🤭

Guaranteed trending.

Vlog it.

Double the followers in no time 🤣

Put some STANK on that corn, boy!

Butt stuff always gets traction on nostr...we are all 12 year olds 😂

If it's not boofing, it's not trending.

💯 boof it or gtfo

😂

Why did it have to be the suppository? Welp, opendime boofing time!

Maybe. Just aren't covering your ass 🤣

Don't forget seedplate and signing device 🤣

Boofing a COLDCARD Q now that’s something 🤣🤣🤣

Wen Seedsigner buttplug?

This seems easier on the boof 🤭

Hardware wallet + prison wallet = the coldest storage

Do I want to know what a prison wallet is? 👀

Girthy

Make big

1st buttsickles, now this... Fixation much 😂