Yes I snent magic internet money to an anon on the internet for tallow that will cover the skin of my family for decades.
No I didn’t ask for parts per million studies on this product.
But what you’re not seeing is that when you buy shit from anons with magic internet money you get to think about what anons look like, what they do and how they roll. You can say it out loud. And they can’t do shit about it.
So let me tell you about my all time homeboy @SoapMiner
He lives in West Virginia.
He is 6’6” with a slight beer gut and a barb wire tattoo.
His career pro boxing career is 3 wins and 4 losses.
He can’t stop thinking about banging this one woman.
He calls said woman “wife.”
Wife feels the same.
Wife calls him Soap Miner.
Wife and he sip wine on lawn chairs and marvel at green grass, sunsets, and lemonade stands.
Life is grand on Soap Island.
Soap graduated from ITT tech and was making $387k per year but has an instinctual allergic reaction to anything midcurve.
Soap’s net worth is $9m mostly from pouring concrete at the first Sheetz in trade for equity.
He was getting recognized at a VFW town hall meeting for stabbing an arsonist at a Circle K when he left abruptly to launch SoapMiner.
He sensed non linear returns from quality and knew Bitcoiners would probably write shit like this post one day and snend magic internet money to him.
He will one day run a $10m business line on NOSTR.
He is my friend, he is the Soap Miner.
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