I’m a lil fuzzy on the details🤔
… we’d hit the peace bong pretty hard that night and the time space continuum became a lil blurry best I can remember 😳🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
….if memory serves me correctly (and it always does 🤨🤭) chief @bigbird had his eye on nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdufh7qje and we figured once a year was plenty (poor fella had already lost a magic bean to the WoN and all)… so Sats and his one bean took one for team tarded and then concocted this relative arbitrary date for future rendezvous
…. He subsequently gave thanx that most one beaned pioneers’ life expectancy was less than a year ( medicine wasn’t nearly as advanced back then)🤦🏽♂️
…. Hope this clears it up🫡⭕️
Discussion
You're new here, bush, but pay attention to the doctor (Stache, I know...shocking), and you may learn a thang or two
Bush is a good nickname. Can we keep him YODL?
He's showing promise for induction into the circle... let's run it up the chain of command and see what the council says
Induction? 🤣🤣🤣
You’re moving way too fast brother. Low time preference is required here.
And besides. Others were on the waitlist way before him 🤭🤭👇🏾
That's fair...I get carried away sometimes. Prob just eager to no longer be the newest member and have someone below me. Getting sick of doing all the laundry, dishes, and unmentionable other "chores"
⭕ flation
Lmao nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 got you on some ch⭕️res… don’t listen to him 🤭
You mean they aren't orders from the council?! Oh no...what have I done!
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 explain yourself. That’s no way to treat YODL 🤭🤭🤭
Beat it yodl
Hell yeah the ⭕️ is getting a cool knife added to the group
I want n⭕️ part ⭕️f this n⭕️sense. I'm ⭕️ut. You may, intiate my fav⭕️urite green Z⭕️mbie knife, pictured -
If y⭕️u wish, but I want n⭕️ part, in pers⭕️n.
G⭕️⭕️d day🎩.
👀
And you know what that’s smart. Not everyone can handle being in the ⭕️.
Please bR⭕️
I want out, but it's like some kind of monkey paw thing where I have to pass the curse onto another willing recipient to exit.
There is no escaping the ⭕o' tards. Once you join, you're a tard for life.
Dis true
👆She learned the hard way
People keep complaining about the “hellthreads ruining notifications”…..
Like BITCH stfu, we LIVE in a permanent hellthread loop ⭕️
Hey you can just tag me okay. I’m the sole complainer of hellthreads. But ⭕️ threads are a blessing.
https://video.nostr.build/24a589f30e2f666556f6099681b82401e506b164a0fdca3f6a11d7dcc35bccfb.mp4
😂 complain all you want, I find them silly too, but the ⭕️ notifications are like 10 fold
But the ⭕️ threads are consensual. You joined of your own free will. Checkmate nerd!
They are SOMETIMES consensual lol
Hey you know what I’ll take that. nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r our ⭕️ threads are better than yours 👀
lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Born? You gave birth to them!
They were a ‘joy’ to carry! 🤣
🤣
before and after a Marie shit thread 🤭
https://video.nostr.build/6c6dfa345a07acb7871f21d2dd17c33251a129412227f91af8223d2817e98943.mp4
At least I listen to you and leave you now 🤭
We love you Marie 🫂🤗🥰🤣
😘
Love is a strong word
nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r Mahdood says he doesn’t love you. I don’t believe him 🤣🤣🤣
These rookies, they wouldn't understand
Stay ⭕ adjacent. It's like hood adjacent but better.
I’m fully inside I think. Moist.
Noshole is knee deep in the ⭕️
It singed off my calf hair 😬
Can’t pull out now 😳🤭😂🤣
Nah. I’ve been knee deep so long, I’ve got gout and if I were to pull out now, this entire hole would tear
Ain't nobody got time for a torn hole. Put some cream on it.
The whole tube is needed 
Thnx nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 😳🤨….that was just nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat ‘s initiation….but he doesn’t know that (or didn’t know that)🤦🏽♂️😂
So you’re saying nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat has a torn hole?
🤭
I tried
Perhaps with 2 shoes on head?
I don’t have lame shoes like that. Does it matter?👀
😳😂
Surprisingly good advice from a non ⭕️ member
https://video.nostr.build/6e9d6763be18c2c631973e9b370bbda0404dee25fafa8b474b5ef3873e9defe7.mp4
I'm down for a cool knife to be added. We may however be banned out of operating in the UK. I think it's worth the trade.
I was so ready with my British accent too
https://video.nostr.build/f76ef7c16dd3d8c6fc609ec2baf22063d9f079176c62ee0d1f3ea74b89c0cdce.mp4
That is THEEEE most pathetic attempt at a British accent I have ever heard🤦🏻♂️.
I think you’re just jealous because you can’t do better
Being an Englishman, I think i could have a good stab. See what I did there😬🥳.
I like this guy he’s ⭕️ material he just doesn’t know it yet
He was in 3 nyms ago already 
Never seen him before. But I like the British accent. Sounds extra tarded. Fits in well with our ⭕️ culture.
I've been around for almost 2 years but am a regular npub recycler, as node and YODL will attest. I know all about the ways of the⭕️!
I'm in charge of sarcasm, #Techno production (Currently helping nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshshkuc7l along), general abuse and frivolity.
Oh, and knives (Unlicenced)🙏🏻.
I’m in charge of meme distribution ⭕️
https://video.nostr.build/e67164f199cef75fb044ab921b81d57d24640f839c46c2611a6855f74548c92c.mp4
Beans, innit🥳.
I like this guy. nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve can we keep him?
I sometimes post pictures of my English cooking excellence🤌🏻. Here's some beans, for your delectation. 
Speaking of bri’ish cooking innit
https://video.nostr.build/36a7044500a322392df51cee8652f56b2b2e775a8212949b0961159a1a4d7197.mp4
Just out of curiosity, as I don't know. Are you Canadian or American🤔? It's just so I know what flavour of piss taking and abuse to throw your way, going forward🫂. I suspect American, *Awaits confirmation🙏🏻.
He’s with Cartman 🤭
Aaah, a fat Yank. OK, thanks node, who hails from the finest country in the whole of North America.
In the whole of North America 🤣
You doxxed my country
Did I ? Oh lawd what have I done
I transcend beyond nationalist identification
https://video.nostr.build/a972428971a468f90229e4c975715247d5579e0c3dd673b43e492306a2607a74.mp4
Translation: he eats the Nutella in any jurisdiction 🤭
If we add a cool zombie knife to the Canadian flag, does that mean the British royalty will ban itself from the great North? 🤭
Wouldn’t that make it Soviet Canada?
You spelled sovereign wrong 🤭
Sovereign Canada in my dreams 😂
Bibi says hi while Zion Donnie swallows his full load by the way 🤭
For some reason, I just imagined the official Canada social media page blocking and muting the UK official page.
Wassa in🦆shun?
I’m actually the only doctor here
Dr. Mahdood, PhD Fagology
Every group needs at least 1 dr PhD
It’s true the unwritten ⭕️ manual would say so if nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 actually did his job and wrote it for us. He’s supposed to protect us from lawsuits but he’s dilly dallying instead.
I’m still waiting for that fat retainer. No ticky no laundry.
nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy pay the esquire please
John has the keys to ⭕️ funds but he claims he doesn’t. I think someone ran off with our money.
nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy give the $$$ back 🤭🤭🤭
Non refundable from yolobase
I should have read the fine print 😭
Many such cases.
No retainer until you finish all your litigations ⭕️
She?
