What’s the worst invention ever and why is it the button fly? 😂
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invented before zippers and when pants were looser.
annoying af especially after many beers. 🤣
Nothing says “urgency” like struggling with five buttons when you really need to go to the bathroom.
Although I think it’s a close fight with high-heeled Crocs.
I swear by baggy cargo pants, much better in combination with the elderly diapers.
I always liked the button fly. Always gave a nice “bulge”.
Were you around for when girls had locks on their jeans in middle school?
Lolol this does not ring a bell but I imagine I’ve been around long enough to have lived through it even if I don’t remember it 😂
90s Ikeda lock up jeans
When I think of the 90s, this ridiculous style always comes to mind. 
Those JNCO jeans were the worst. And the bottom 4in of pant legs of literally every pair were soaking wet and frayed from dragging on the group. And almost without exception, the people who wore them stank.
One of the douchiest subcultures I am glad to say I never joined.
Me too. Although I will say I shamefully got swept up in the Z. Cavaricci jean trend of the late 80s. You had wear them with boat shoes, and roll up the legs about 3in creating a tight cuff, revealing about 4 or 5in of white sock. It was popular to wear a black, long sleeve turtleneck with this outfit, and a hold /golf chain over the outside of the neck. It was easily the douchiest trend I was a part of.
I was never one for trends though I did get sucked into grunge, but I was an art student, so it was natural.
😂 they usually had dreads, oversized Korn t shirts and were hanging out by the smoke pit.
I fucking miss my Jnco jeans, seat belt belt buckle, black t-shirt with white flames on it, and vans sneakers.
I keep telling my wife that I am going to buy that outfit again one day for shits and giggles. Then she threatens me with do you want a divorce (jokingly).
Apparently I have not been willing to tempt fate on that one.....yet.
She calls my long lost outfit the anti-poon. Where instead of making her wet, her cooch dries up more than the desert. Then poofs out some rough sand at the very thought of having to fuck someone wearing that outfit.
Central banking. And Fireball, that shit is awful
Button flies the ultimate test of patience and dexterity. Who knew getting dressed could feel like defusing a bomb #SaveMeFromButtons
I may be an old man but Skinny jeans.
It is somewhat recent trend but wearing butthuggers isn’t for men