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Can someone please help me work out how I verify my identity with nostr?

Australia’s social media identification laws come into effect in less than one hour and I am worried about getting locked out of my nostr account if I don’t verify my age in time.

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Just write your name, age and adress in caps lock, that'll do the trick.

But how would they verify its me? Perhaps best to just post a note with a scan of my passport to be safe.

Sure! It's always good to play it safe and add extra steps. After all, you wouldn't want to cause delay in paperwork or even upset the authorities, would you?

Yeah capslock is key.

Hold your phone in front of you like a mirror and say very loudly: VERIFY!

That should do it.

Thanks. I just did this three times to be safe.

Put a number of shoes on your head equal to your age, take a picture of it, and post it as a kind 1 note.

Oh no. I dont own enough shoes. I might have to knock on my neighbours door to borrow some. Hopefully I can get them to balance on my head!

In my experience it can be easier if you borrow a neighbor's toddler's shoes to balance on top of some of your own. You may also want to get a product I can only assume was designed specifically for this matter that makes shoes stick together, called Shoe Goo.

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Children’s shoes!! You are a genius. That will make this so much easier.

I can verify you, just answer this note with your #NOSTR nsec

I appreciate it.

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Damn. I have a feeling America isn’t too far behind.😔

I just read that half of US already has age verification laws for porn. Next social media.

when age verification for thinking

sir I am going to need to see a license for that thought.

If it would’ve been in place last year, we wouldn’t be in the mess we currently find ourselves in.

sorry, will respond tomorrow

ran out of my thinking tokens for the day

Now if only that worked on Cheeto Hitler.🤣

😂

Nostr does it a little bit differently from other platforms, you have to use a fake ID or it won't be accepted

Got it. Thanks. This should verify me.

Nice Superbad reference but I think the rainbow would only assuage the liberals, you need a swastika to appeal to MAGA. 🤣

I'm not liberal or MAGA, I'm a commie and I liked it

If I post that I am going straight to jail. Probably the fastest way to get your house raided is to do anything in public with a swastika. And after all this work to get verified I really don’t want to have to go to prison.

Also there's a natural distrust of Hawaii issued government ID.

I’m looking at you Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

Doesnt this just mean that they'll eventually close the loophole on mobile by making app store approval contingent on putting age verification in social software? Or start forcing websites that host nostr frontends to comply?

Good question. It will be interesting to see if they just focus on the big tech companies or if they will go after the little guys as well.

The legislation is extremely broad. The way it is written any website that allows communication between two or more users or any website that hosts user generated content is classed as a social media company that must verify age.

I think you could make a very good case that Nostr isn’t social media

So if Nostr is where you hang out online

Then you’ve got nothing to worry about