On what planet do men think writing messages like these is actually a good idea

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Mom and dad this is Lola,

Lola this is my Mom and dad.

Now show them titties

Not a lot of experience, yet very polite and maybe skipping a step or two 😂😂

Sadly in today’s day and age, are you confident it’s a man asking 🤷‍♂️

Just one possible explanation friend... 😅

Zoomer loveletters are as they come

Nobody recognizes the song? 🤔

That good?

Yeah, likely not a zoomer.

Not to excuse it, but are you missing the cultural reference?

https://youtu.be/If9fC9aJd-U?si=Q150AQdL7shvHeAz

Sadly, on this one 🤯

Some men really don’t have a clue 🕵🏻‍♀️

I dunno. Makes sense to me 😅🤣

Some people like to eat them. Do you have one to eat?

#meetmeatmarketMAXImixR

Cute ass.

got a respo/\/sE o_O''' stimuli success sukz sumx*/*ya

he did not even say please...

On what planet do women believe men think,before they send a message like this.😂

Please don't give away all our secrets

Its a quote!

The Bloodhound Gang.

"Dear Chasey Elaine,

I wrote to explain,

I'm your biggest fan.

I just wanted to ask;

Can I eat your ass;

Write back as soon as you can."

The original song is cringe but funny, its parody

Mars 🤦‍♂️😅

You should reply :

"Yes you can,

But without me."

Weird humans out there 😵‍💫

men horrible!

It‘s „L0la L33tz“ not „Lola Leetz“.

You gotta get the name right when you copy a romantic song text.

For reall he’s clearly not committed to the craft🤣

😂

Females are the sexual selectors. In that context, it makes complete sense. He sends out 100 messages like that, 1 yes is a win. 🥇

In person, I totally agree.

But with a lame virtual approach, he’s gonna need10,000 attempts and even then, i don’t want to see the woman that responds positively.

The cost of spamming on the internet is low. The calculation at 1000 still works. Anyway, if he wants to meet people for sex he’s already on the internet so… not sure if he’s chosen the right platform if he really wants it. Therefore I’d say he’s a dog chasing a car. He doesn’t actually want a yes.

Indeed.

Lol shooters shoot!

It’s not good, it’s not cool.

And it’s definitely not funny.

I was a teenager when that song came out; standards were low :p

My girlfriend at the time loved it. She was cringe and annoying, but hot.

No idea it was lyrics. 🤷

getting clear on strange cultural references from 15 years ago. *this* is a valid use for social media (no idea on the reference myself).

Online equivalent to honking as you drive by.

Cowardly antisocial behavior.

This is what happens when you become a pornography consumption junkie. This is what happens when you relapse way too often, causing a lot of health issues as a result.

This is what happens when you've become desensitized to sexual immorality.

Why is eating ass immoral?

Forgot to say: Asking for a friend!

How do you know it is a man?

Girls like to eat ass too.