Nostr Web Client

Is bold a ⭕️ member? I always wonder about it

He’s a guest member yes 🫡

One of the best guest. We might need to upgrade him to lifetime honorary member like nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

Oh and nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx is now a lifetime honorary member as well. He held down the fort like crazy recently 🫡

No bitches allowed.

You missed a few developments while “away”. The CoV is actually at the center of the ⭕️. They kinda own us. Always has been ™

We let you stay 😂

https://video.nostr.build/5bc25a677f3fa37731d06c6790352c0cc093d672563fdbfc8c41cb2ba4422d04.mp4

Best post of the day so far ⭕️😂🤣

Then you should probably get going

https://video.nostr.build/0e483c4f500c0dfc1738d7aad5f437400217661ccd0a8da5c706f3f805170293.mp4

Mcd getting going

Did that guy just eat Vindaloo or did he just shit himself? Or both?

Yes

😂😂😂😂

Sats Mcdementia is one of the saddest stories on Nostr tv. Praying he gets better

Tell ‘em Puzzl

atyh 5mo ago

The new field office assignment is taking its toll.

https://video.nostr.build/d3144fbcbed257e2b545e831562e12eb0a4a42ce3d63c802dc43b37c8c5dc540.mp4

Will mcd ever recover from this?

Hard to say 🤭

Now I’m wishing nothing but 7’s & 2’s mothafucka.

Nobody deds me. Nobody.

Woahhh The ghost 👻 of Sats Mc D

Appreciate the in loving memory. Very nice of you again.

Aces & Kings

Forever ♾️ 21

Manhoods favorite store.

😂😂😂

😂👌😎😎😎😎🥩

I’m more of an H&M guy

😂

A “HiM” guy

wtf?

Correct I am a him. Something you’d never understand 👀

Thank you for the kind words Puzzl. A true gentleman.

I wish you nothing but aces & kings on your journey to holdem glory.

You may pass.

Yall heard they added uno in Vegas. When uno games with the ⭕️ ?

🖕🧂🚪

https://video.nostr.build/9473984b2cd6c4e79e41f9e59b3f6012d643a103f025358e0518dacd007ae3e6.mp4

Noshole vs mcd today

You must have a meme folder called "Evidence of them Crimez"

I have dirt on everyone

I have everyone under dirt.

😂

Mahdood didn’t Epstein himself 🤣🤣🤣

My immutable notes are proof that I would never Epstein myself. This is why we nostr and not pubky 😭

Except you probably put your nsec in some janky app and some shitty web dev is hoping someone will give a shit about you someday so he can impersonate you

Who the FUCK are you?

The reaper

High opinion of yourself

I don’t fear the reaper:

Grats on your lower self-esteem

Do you think this is how you’ll get more users for pubky?

You’re funny 😂

The nice thing about low self esteem on nostr is you can just spin up a new npub and start over. Try it for yourself 😂

Oh wait he already did

I’m starting to feel bad for him

Don’t. We have to “help” him

Gotit:

🤣🤣🤣 its for his own good

The problem is he’s not learning

That’s why we need to help him. I kinda wanna call autumn honestly. McD is dementia maxing instead of helping Caravalhoe

Lionsmane Mushrooms help

New NSEC, who dis?

Is that another pubky bro? 😂

Using nostr

Yep. His first note

https://video.nostr.build/19c1171401711d7bffe1835b3defb35b97495b1dc376c428400db9ca36f06593.mp4

Let’s show this nerd what decentralization looks like. Good luck muting us 🤣

Someone should tell pubky bro what happened the last time a troll tried to troll the retards 😂

He doesn’t know what yall did to veritas yet 🤫

Great minds 😂

nostr:note1zah6tn7vya3kdap5700adnlvnlhzfg8cr50h5ev5yrx68m7s9ags75lm4p

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂🫂

😂😂😂

I’m afraid the day will come, like the Borg, all that will remain are bodies or ⭕️

Dude was crying. McD and Autumn:

The Fall you Canuck

Fall > Autumn

Ah. I’m talking about Autumn Sun. The other guy who helped veritas

😂

stache 5mo ago

Nobody says autumn in America…

I don’t think he’s American. I say fall in English btw

Yeah, but he wishes he was

I don’t think so no 😂

He doesn’t remember anyways

Who?

Dementia boy

McD ? I’m confused. McD wishes he was American? But he’s one of you already 😂

I’m confused too. I’ve been in this thread too long 😂

😂😂

Wow. Amazing. A WoN is confused.

Beat it long hair. We don’t need ur kind round these parts.

aco you were doing so well. Siding with Feds? Why? 😂

America. Next question.

Winning. 🏆

👆👆👆🎯

Peak fomo ⭕️

Fake news. Americans don’t say autumn. Send him to the UK with the weird accent people.

No shit. The “quant” & WoN misread my very simple math equation.

Who was confused here gimp?

nostr:note1q62wqzhttj7ndc2fg6fhjlm0zvdq204ws525hmrt0u83de9jq3jss7dgt2

It clearly says I knew.

Should I write it in French or poor so Canucks understand.

Zing.

No zing gimp mcDementia. I understand sarcasm

Sarcasm?

You’re focusing on the wrong thread. We’re trying to help Caravalhoe

Pubky pseudo thinkboi

Fuckin Primal.

I actually laughed out loud 🤣🤣

Excellent joke😂😂😂

I love that gif, the arm just falling off and him NGAF

😂

Can you do it in Chinese

我可以

Spy

Fuckin hilarious. Still laughing. 🤣

₿☻Ḷↁ 5mo ago

😆😆🤣

This is gold

This is the face Caravalhoe makes right before he shits on nostr 🤣

😂🤣

Damn Canucks. Simpletons.

Sit down fed

More pressing matters. Caravalhoe is on another npub. Show him 😂

He’s a double agent from China

inpc 5mo ago

Even when you trip up and autumn over?

Lucas M 5mo ago

Who Veritas?

A person who enjoyed trolling 😂

stache 5mo ago

May he RIP…😳😂😂🫡⭕️🌅

stache 5mo ago

😂🫡

Amazing video btw 😂😂🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

7fqx 5mo ago

#tardance

100%. You get it 😂

Same John, different app, because nostr is dumb like that sometimes

You got bored playing with your little pubky? 🤣

Captain's Nostr Log 5mo ago

nostr is the social layer of pubky

Gay

Hey you’re not CarvalHOE, you’re Captain 😂

Captain's Nostr Log 5mo ago

what app shows previously known as?

Hehehehe

Nostur

Why the pubky look?

If he invited the ⭕ , it might actually make it a viable product, or it could destroy it completely. Only one way to find out.

He gave me one a week ago. Then I saw his notes so I made some memes. Then mute. The rest is history 😂

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 5mo ago

pub key is the gfy layer of idgaf

Guess I'm the only one here cool enough to be on it. Well, me and captain. It's very exclusive

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 5mo ago

guess you will have fun being lonely on it

I just check it occasionally. There's not a ton of activity. So you're right lol

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 5mo ago

the carvalho entity doesn't want to play with others. so they made some crap that doesn't work with nostr and nostr already had so few users that idk what to say about their interest in actual decentralized protocols.

nostr isn't that bad you need to totally reset it. it can be built up from. barely any of the clients are anything but X clones so the field is really wide open. the protocol is a bit retarded in places but you can work with it.

Is that so Yoda 😂

Yeah. It's me, Wigit, captain, saber, and a few others I don't know as well.

Others have invite keys 👀

Others were able to invite earlier in, but think it's only John who can at this time. That's what I heard

That’s not what I meant

My b. Over my head I guess

Good talk 👍🏾

10/10

You wanna start some shit with memes 🤣

Hilarious

Not really. Just like this one of yours

The ratio is like barnacle level.

You and your boi CarvalHOE. Wholesome

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy you started this

I don't have time for this right now. Mopeds aren't gonna ride themselves! Call it a draw

You lost fool

Did I?

I'll deal with you later 🔫

Enjoy your pubky invite code and your CarvalHOE. You guys look so

Wholesome

Think of it like nostr, but for beautiful people

Sorry to break this to you but Yoda is ugly. Pepe is beautiful. And I have an invite code. I choose not to use it. Fuck pubky

#⭕️ you guys seeing this? YODL is siding with the enemy. Next thing you know he’s gonna say he dumped all his bitty for some ETH

I'm unpredictable like that. Can't box me in like most of you "free thinking" NOSTR only sheeple

Don’t you have a moped that’s waiting for you? Beat it Yoda 🤣

Yes, fuck! I just can't let you have to last word. Good day!

The moped won’t drive itself

I agree, yoda sucks. Can barely speak English after 900 years of life. I can see why my name would remind you of him, but we are unrelated

You’re uglier than he is. At least he helped saved the galaxy. What did you do? “Used a pubky invite code”

Relative, ugly is HMMM

Uglier. You’re uglier

You know who's really cool? Steve Jobs 🤭

Oh yeah?

You’re just jealous because Pepe is beautiful. And the turtleneck is fashionable.

Your octoberfest outfit is…not great

That's alright, you're their all time best seller!

This is the most replies I’ve ever seen you do 😂

You’re still reacting a lot but replies are going up. Finally learning to use the keyboard

The quality of the replies though 😂

We can work on that later

Stop replying and we can end this

No hue

🤣

🤣

There’s an nostr:npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44 joke here. You better make it a good one. 😂

Lmao you’re a dad though 😂

That won’t stop the ⭕️ from seizing an opportunity

Carpe memum.

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy

Yes? It's a good joke

History will remember as siding with CarvalHOE. Sad. And gay 😂

I actually do like the guy. He always stirs shit up when he wants attention on something, BUT he does so with good arguments. Don't care if he's rude, that's his choice and he doesn't seem to mind the heat

Good for you

Hahahah node hit em with the

Pretty much 😂

Don't worry your nsec is safe, no one wants it.

🪦

You just did the same joke back to me like a literal child.

Sit down pubky. Is that John Caravalhoe? 😂

He’s taking big Ls today

nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 this thread and lower

I have that thing muted. Long ago.

I mute about 93.2% of Nostr.

That guys a gem though. So sure of himself it’s hilarious. Thinks he’s the reaper 😂

Me = Lion

Muted guy = sheep

Good enough for me 😂

McD just called thinkboi CaravalHOE a sheep 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine trying to promote your lame social media on nostr but you just get shitted on for two hours by a bunch of retards 😂

https://video.nostr.build/d38968664e85089c0e98c44eb74030c84f3e1827ddd2bdbf180af66ea23aad61.mp4

He’s the reaper! 😂

Stay down

This is actual footage of Noshole. You don’t wanna fuck with her. You can even hear puzzl in the background. Watch til the end👀

Bahahahe wtf

She’s totally you 😂😂

A soul sister, you might say 😂🤷‍♀️

The message is absolutely hilarious. Her psychiatrist is boring 😂

I wanna see Noshole do an impression of smeagol

https://video.nostr.build/80f823f72c915fdb1d135b11596cd8c44f2241f3c9ed255eadba1f1fcf23f594.mp4

Ask and ye shall recieveth

That was better than expected.

I’m good at things 😎

I fucking knew it would be spot on

People think my pfp is a joke. It’s actually my personality

😂😂

I always knew this. Few 🫡

I missed Mahdood’s note I thought you were imitating the girl from the previous video 😂

Ohhh bahahaha no

Lmao

Exactly 😂

😂

Holy shit it was you all along 😂😂😂

Bahahahahaha

₿☻Ḷↁ 5mo ago

This was the fateful day I was initiated ⭕️

nostr:note19csjw4jmftap3w86xna30xk3d5supvn7gl4qvgl3rppp2ln4fyvqtsmutk

Ah you were already a full time member! Excellent news

I need to add you to my tag list but I’m kinda lazy and don’t feel like it right now. Maybe after the council has their official meeting inducting aco into the ⭕️

And puzzles

No bitches allowed

👆🎯

I think I heard this line before… it didn’t go so well 🤭