Do you ever wanna just scream โ€œshut the fuck upโ€ at the top of your lungs? Not to anyone in particular, but to everyone in general?

I just started my period ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Politicians mostly.

So itโ€™s not just hormonal women ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

Shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear it. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

I will fight you.

I didn't say nutt'n.

Thatโ€™s what I thought ๐Ÿ˜‚

No period necessary

Thank you! I thought it must be a more ubiquitous feeling than just me once a month

Maybe men have 24/7/365 periods cause I want to hell fuck off with a megaphone ๐Ÿ“ข

๐Ÿ˜‚ a lot of them do

Stfu gfy

Oh yeah? Double GFY and STFU

GFY and STFU x a million!

Damnit.

GFY x STFU x ELON MUSK

Normal human here. The answer is no ๐Ÿ˜‚

Aw man. Trade places with me??

Do I get the weed too as part of the trade?

Hell yeah. You take this uterus off my hands and you can have all the weed you can smoke ๐Ÿ˜‚

Don't make that trade! No amount of weed is worth a ticking time bomb!

Itโ€™s a terrible trade ๐Ÿ˜‚

How much weed are we talking? ๐Ÿค”

Is that what was happening to me last week? ๐Ÿค”

I really think that men can get โ€œsympathy PMSโ€

Iโ€™m becoming a believer

Nobody brought you a heating pad and chocolate?

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ tip toes away

๐Ÿ˜‚youโ€™re a genius

nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t S lunar notifications are like a buy chocolate alarm lol

Yes. Yes I do.

I have the house all to myself today. Iโ€™ve been swearing at everything I can. Stub toe? Faaaacking shit!!!! Drop a sock behind the washer? Jeeezus H Focking Christ! 15th unwanted text message? What the motherfuck!! The animals are afraid.

Menstruation shares some surprising similarities to working in corporate culture then.

The hormonal urge to tell everyone to zip it and hand over the chocolate is real.

You sure it's your period and not your exclamation point? ๐Ÿซฃ

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