kiddo wants steak all the time HAS HE NOT SEEN CURRENT PRICES?!?! Unreal.
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Haha just wait till he starts asking for lobster to go with that lol
We've now started pureeing our daughter's beef... When I turn on the blender, it brings tears to my eyes. I hope she likes lobster in the future 🤭
Just tell him, "Owing to the prohibitive expenditure associated with premium bovine protein acquisitions, procurement operations have been temporarily suspended pending fiscal recalibration."
Don't forget to qualify: "this is purely a short-term smoothing function related to normal seasonal liquidy strains, does not signal a shift in monetary policy and is definitely not QE."
You could take out a loan 🤣
Didn't it go down in bitcoin?
Ignore child labor laws! 😉