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nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve reach for grass using this simple trick
I am kinda thirsty. This would definitely be ⭕️ approved right?
I've got one word for you: electrolytes
I was thinking of sprinkling a little bit of salt on it 🤭
Eat asparagus first. You'll cut through the ice wall from game of thrones!
John you can just do things, eat asparagus, pee, clean, drink, report back
Seriously nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 just try it. Cuban laid out a nice algo for you to try
Imagine if all the wildlings on the other side of the wall knew about this trick? Eat asparagus and then destroy the wall. Our friends from the nights watch would have been cooked
I've always wanted to do one of those solar/plastic piss distillers just to see if I could get clean water out of it. Obviously I'd want to them use a microscope to review what's left over.
What’s the worst that could happen though? 🤭
I drink my own piss
Is that in lieu of ☕🤔
Nothing is in lieu of coffee.
Add some to the coffee? Mask the taste of the asparagus in there
Dude, one time I ate a ton of beets and the next day I went to take a piss and my piss was very reddish-pink. It was terrifying. I then figured out the cause--beet piss.
😂
I am dying laughing rn.
The culprit? Beet piss. 
I got Schruted.
Beets. Bears. Battlestar galactica.
That’s where this is from!
Someone has that quote as their zap message. I started talking to them about battlestar galactica since I thought they liked the show. Turns out they just like Dwight 🤣
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM.
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther
Another great trio
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haha, when i consume some things my piss goes dark brown, mostly maltodextrin
i think it's because my kidneys hate that shit, and it's toxic and shit
I like the idea that this has been reposted by nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skueqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqqgxjssfhzgt3cvlpzl2t6zfs4szm93gmxr4nqg003483yvls9jg29v7lq2w8 and now be firmly out of context. Let the madness ensue.
Happy Valentine's everyone! 💜
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👆😂😂…pretty sure this medical advice (I know it’s outta context but still😂) constitutes a deviation from standard of medical care (at the very least)😂
…Our legal boy is steppin outta his zone😂😳🤦🏽♂️
People are already starting to notice his advice 👀
Maybe a new trend on nostr?
I hope this gets very out of hand.
And into a glass?
or at least a plastic bottle
Fine dining ⭕💜
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Sophisticated crystal only.
don’t look up clive de carle and definitely don’t look into his “secret health club” or u might start to forgo the filters
Are you lost in the desert?