folks here better behave or else I’m gonna start posting photos of myself

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Maybe he needs to see more frog dick feet?

Please‽

Flood his feed with them.

Perhaps this will brighten their day 😂

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

All larger than his manhood

Hey you found my dicks, I wondered where they had wandered off to.

😂

And why not! 😂

This should take the heat off Roya for a bit. I’ll take one for the team:

🤣😂thanks for this 🐺

for the record the gif search for “dat ass tho” should not be searched/resulted while standing next to your in-laws

😂😂

🐶🐾👀👀👀

😂😂😂

🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣

Oops I did it again.

You clearly use a bidet 💦🤣

Why, thank you ser. You are correct. I dip it in the stream after I evacuate the dancefloor.

Perfect execution! Not a single sheet of toilet paper 🫡🤣

I’m saving that for when my special friends come over.

This brings me joy. Seeing his face on there

Im going to savour every square.

Make sure you don’t use the bidet with it 🤣🤣🤣

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Need this…but(t) instead of having the face of some politician that history will quickly forget I would like to have the portrait of the hospital’s c-suite executives printed on it.

I would place the rolls strategically around the hospital bathrooms after 130pm once the administrators are done “working” for the day.

😂😂 that would be awesome!

will be my swan song for my current job

Couple it with a little laxative in the office coffee and then they would have to wipe their asses with their own face 😂😂

ser they don’t drink the same coffee they provide us commoners

Ah, then you go rouge.

Play the long game. Give up practicing medicine, go into admin, spend years gaining their trust, then slip it into their coffee, plant the tp, post on nostr.

Totally worth it and your wife would buy in, guaranteed.

Tempting, but I need to gtfo and find a new place to live 🤣

but seriously thank you bc my initial idea was a waaaaaaaay more labor intensive endeavor (initial step involves “accidentally” sprinkling union ballots around their office area to be discovered)

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130pm 🤣🤣👌🏾

The real eff you would be to use a bidet

That's a roll of used toilet paper

😂😂

Took me a second there 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

You'll get a rash on your bum.

Like Vegas. That shit will stay with you

You clearly looked much closer than I did. Lmao.

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thanks for this 🐶

this will just haunt me for weeks