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I’ll fuck around and fall asleep during a Star Wars marathon for sure

Ok, so which Star Wars are we talking about here?

This is a very hot topic with me as an OG Star Wars fan.

You got the original trilogy. Then you got the prequels. Along with the novels from the extended universe. To me these stay true to the original franchise. Star Wars the Clone wars cartoon being an extension of this gets a safe pass too. This is all wonderful, glorious, and good.

However once Disney purchased the Star Wars franchise and killed the extended universe for profiteering and propaganda. All hell breaks loose on what is good and what has become absolute woke horseshit.

The Mandalorian series is very much reluctantly good. I can not deny that. This has proven to be a one off fluke though, because it continuously gets fucked up.

Anything and everything else that has been made in the name of Star Wars is absolutely unwatchable to me. I would rather get a prostate exam from a 1st year medical student with long sharp nails and no prior experience giving exams whatsoever. Than to suffer through watching any of the bastardization which happened to the franchise.

I wish George Lucas could buy it back and restore the honor, because as of right now the franchise is dead to me. What we see now is some voodoo zombie woke bullshit. Unworthy of the sacred name of Star Wars.

nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks how can you know you won’t like a prostrate exam if you’ve never tried 🤣

Dude I'm older than you think 😂

We’ve all been there

Not me no thanks 😂

Prostate cancer ain't no joke 😅

I’d rather take my chances 😂

Its aight

I think stars wars is shite too

You seem like someone who’s seen the movies before saying that

I’m I loved the first one when I was a kid, but when they restarted the series in the 90’s 🤮

My exact point. Original ones are great. The ones after no.

Have you seen Rogue One?

No I haven’t

Good action movie. No jedis 🤣

I will check it out. I have liked everything you have recommended

I watch Lost Highway this weekend. That was incredible. Same style as Mulholland drive: hazy like a dream, something changes, nothing makes sense but beautiful the whole time 🤣

His movies have it all, just all out of order and impossible to make sense of. Funny too.

It was crazy when Marilyn Manson made an appearance. I didn’t expect him to appear when he did 🤣

wtf is going on here!??

Lost Highway. Great movie 🤣

Oh shit I forgot about that.

It zooms out from his eye so at first I thought it was the twin 🤣

Have you seen blue velvet that’s good too

No I haven’t. I’ll download it

Denise hopper

Dennis

He’s in Apocalypse Now too right?

Yeah, and true romance.

True romance is incredible. Patricia Arquette in it and it Lost Highway. Great actress

She is unique look and voice.

True Romance is one of the best movies ever. That one scene with Patricia Arquette is brutal.

With my boy Gandolfini you mean?

Yes, that one. So crazy.

What an actor! The two together. Chemistry. I guess we can call it that. Crazy scene yes

It hurts to watch. Viceral.

Good movie

Yes

😂

The reboot of twin peaks I felt was unwatchable

Never seen the reboot. Watched the beginning of the original series. I should get on that. Is the show hazy like the two movies ?

It has a sequence I don’t know how to explain except that it is kinda like tv static (white noise) 🤷🏻‍♂️the lasts for about 1/2 hour. 😂

How long are the episodes?

1 hour

Half the episode is like static…I’m intrigued. There’s characters and the plot somewhat moves or actual static?

More like artistic black and grey movement 🤷🏻‍♂️ something you would see at modern museum of art instillation

I think it is related to the plot like moving through space/time or dimensions

There are some good scenes, but it is unbearable to watch.

I remember a sort of dream sequence where the detective is in a sort of trivia show? Or maybe I remember it wrong

Twin peaks?

Yes. Maybe not a trivia but like a wooden room with a tv. Like a dream sequence maybe. I might be remembering it wrong.

I think you are right.

I have to watch to understand what it means 🤣

I might rewatch just so I can get better at not being able to describe it.

🤣🤣

Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet are downloading

😂

Lost Highway is great.

Killer soundtrack too.

I need to rewatch. It’s great

👍

It’s so culty though. Like why are people still talking about it endlessly as if it just came out last year lol

It’s difficult to take your opinions seriously when you haven’t seen the movies I’m talking about

I told you I watched the first one 😂

Read what I said again. It seems like you’re not understanding what I said

I still need to watch heretic

It’s a good one

Heretic or Star Wars episode 2? 😂

😂

ya/+1

Rand this hurts your prophet status.

Just after you came through with the turtles too.

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r *U* still in the PNW Ryan?

No I'm in the prairies now Rand. Cheaper to live & more jobs.

don't answer if not cool, but what kind work U like Ryan?

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I’m agree with you, I don’t get it …

I enjoyed the prequels (as a child) starwars is afterall a story for children.

Time to grow up Star Wars fans

Time to grow up and you post a dbz video. Don’t make me laugh. Your thing is as childish

I give this warning as a concerned friend: never confuse anime for cartoons. The anime fans are more dangerous than the Star Wars fans. You’ve been warned

https://video.nostr.build/e6eca563cc02bc9bbb5136a3f2f6ac3ee225cfe7aafda36cb2cf504e7d17c54e.mp4

DBZ is totally for adults node. Don't be mean.

Ryan you know you love some dbz abridged

Actually I've never watched any DBZ ever 😂

No jokes

Really wish they didn't pussy out and actually finished the Bu Saga for the final season.

I wish they would’ve finished it too but they were getting sued aggressively I can’t blame them

Always wondered the reason why.

I think it was toei animation. They probably thought it was harmful to their IP. They made fun of the show a lot and most people prefer the abridged to the original too lol

As one of the most hardcore og dragonballz fans. Yes. I agree whole heartedly. Dragonball z abridged was better than the original. It said everything that was never spoken. It was the true heart and soul of the series. I have no desire to watch the original series anymore now that the abridged series exists.

However this is not hurting it. This is high praise for the original creators. Who had a tendency to let powerups and screaming matches at each other go on for far longer than necessary.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It had to be said 😂

Star wars is great... Except for when they recycle lines or have glaring plot holes or have Kylo kill his father or change the story from the books or have cartoonish evil villains or cartoonish toddler aliens or ....

... Actually maybe it is bad. I liked it as a kid.

I literally LOL’d at this 😂