5 minutes scrolling global told me everything I need to know about life:

1) Racists tend to be socialists

2) Misogynists tend to be capitalists

3) Men like boobs

4) Age isn't just a number.

5) Men really like boobs. Fr.

6) I don't know what most people are thinking and that's a feature.

7) Men like large boobs extra-special, but mostly just boobs.

8) Women tend to write cryptic things.

9) Men are preoccupied with genitalia and all of the various bodily ejections, but sometimes it's more funny than gross.

10) The whole boob-thing is not just a meme.

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Racists are National Socialists sir

I've never gone on global and found anything worth following. I wonder how many people's first and only experience of Nostr is browsing Global from the off🤔

It was my first experience. 🙈

I was trying to think of it was mine and I just can't remember it. I suppose Global does sort of suggest unfiltered crap, and you should take it with a pinch of salt and not necessarily representative of what is going on.

Selecting your relays really tames global.

🫂💜

Everytime I go to global

I scrolled global because i was curious about what you said (hoping to see some boobs also). I saw no boobs at all. Even onyx vixen was with clothes. Totally disappointed.

🤣🤣

Boobs rule 🤘🏾... but I personally advocate for the "hips, thighs & ass" party 😁

Everyone has hips thighs and an ass, but only some have spectacular melons too 😎

Disagreeeee, my friend. Too many flat backs chicken legs believing they're "thiccc". 🤣😂

I really like boobs

It is known.

I think what’s more interesting is what kind of boobs. You should conduct a survey to find out what kind of boobs most men prefer. At what point are they too big and too small 😂

😂

I wonder how many men have even thought it out that far. I have far enough to know I wouldn’t be able to fill out the survey. People are all different and different ones look good on different women.

They dont need to think it out lol they have definitely have seen all kinds of boobs and they know what they like and don’t like

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Few.

Boo. I have seen so few boobs in global what are you doing that Im not?

😂 Probably because I have nost.band connected.

Try turning on Mastodon relay and it's even worse lol

Oh, goodness. 😂

Let's not and say we did.

Amethyst has the best tuning settings for global stuff.. you go into relay settings and deselect/select globes. (And then hit the post btn, go to global drop-down and drag-refresh).

The more paid relays you use the more signal. The more free relays the more red-light-districty.

We do like boobs

All shapes and sizes

Women like them too

This. Don’t be sizeist. They’re all wonderful.

I'm sizeist.

As a capitalist with a large breasted wife, I feel attacked. Most certainly not a misogynist. Not a third wave feminist either, so maybe I am a misogynist. 🤣 These days.

There is only feministyny and misogyny. In between, be nothing but popery and dragons.

It is known.

Low-key relieved about the boob thing, as it's the only physical advantage that goes up during middle age.

It's like God was designing the world and came to women and decided, "Okaaay, so after 40 her face will sag down into her neckline, her feet will flatten, her ears and nose will get bigger and her lips thinner, wrinkle that face up and sink the eyes in, thunder things and..."

Gabrielle interrupts, "Whoa whoa whoa. That's way harsh, sir. Will you offer her some compensation?"

"Yes, of course. Her taste in men will approve, she'll be more knowledgeable, she'll finally bore of shopping, and... here me out, now....

We expand the boobs."

"Do you think that's still fair to the younger women, sir?"

Typo hell. 😂 Oh well, tired. GN

GN Laeserin. 🤣🫂

I love your threads.

Based.. ahahahha 💜🫂

Meh. I'm a sexist, meaning I treat people differently based on their sex. (not gender. Gender is mostly BS noncery.)

If you aren't sexist, then I sincerely think there is something wrong with you.

Let your fountain be blessed,

and rejoice in the wife of your youth,

a lovely deer, a graceful doe.

Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight;

be intoxicated always in her love.

--Proverbs 5:18-19, OT, Bible

Go forth and do likewise, anon.

GN

It do be like that, and yes, men like boobs and it's by design.

We've made it very far. AI will have no chance against us! 😂