nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r I finally got nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g wife to send me picture of their bedroom closet! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣🀌🏻

ffs that was taken in confidence!

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Time to come out! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

🀣🀣 🀣🀣🀣

Yeah outta that closet frog 🐸

I hide in the closet.

Biding my time.

Patiently.

Waiting.

To throw πŸ’© emojis at Marie.

Why wait

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Shut up wolf 🐺🀣

Too at end 🀣🀣

You’ll be waiting a hell of a long time 🀣🀣

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πŸ™ˆ nooooooo

Want dick feet pic then 🀣

😭😭😭😭😭

Pls permanently delete those pics! Our retinas have lifelong scarring 🀣🀣🀣

Ok how’s this then πŸ˜‚

Hubba hubba

I am here! No crime detected πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ§„πŸ€ŒπŸ»

🀣🀣🀣

🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣😭😭😭

😳😳😳

🀣🀣🀣

JP’s girlfriend 🀣🀣🀣

I just spit out a glass of wine on my phone.

πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€ŒπŸ»πŸ§„

😳😳😳

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ–•

Here is your wine refill, darling 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

Jeeezzzziisssss 🀣🀣

JP’s other girlfriend 🀣

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚my fuck, it is endless. If I don’t wake up my kid it will be a miracle.

Where’s the nipples? πŸ˜†Jus sayin’

JP trying the stripper pole

nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns needs miracle

And I need holy water on eyes πŸ‘€

πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

Oh oh oh fav!!

πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘€ I just did this in the bathroom

Further explanation required

Pic or it didn’t happen

πŸ‘€

you mean post run naked pull-ups aren’t a normal thing…

This is my favourite…..shit kids moving πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That goofy as grin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I cannot see from my eyes crying from laughter 🀣

🀣😭😭🀣🀣

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

what in the unholy hell πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

This is how we take Pepe back from the shitcoiners.

Was the prompt for this β€œMarilyn Monroe but as a frog”?

my favorite for now!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA (choking on my own tears at the end there laughing 🀣🀣🀣)

Haven’t seen this one. I can’t look away. πŸ˜‚

How did you miss Pepe shaft week? nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 musta been slacking off.

πŸ˜‚ I feel like there is deep pool of phallic Pepes I have yet to see

Lean into it. You’ll be grateful you did. πŸ˜‚

Lean into. I dare not πŸ˜‚

This is worse than the Alf hogs going around Bluesky last month.

Do I want to know?

Most definitely no.

Hell. No. πŸ˜‚

Thank you for sparing me.πŸ˜‚

We got you covered, worry not! 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

She wolf 🐺🀣

πŸ˜‚

🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

I’m seriously crying from laughter 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣😭😭😭

Competition for Roger

Wait, what? That’s Roger! Nooo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

No that’s rogers mistress

Wolf family right there

The likeness is uncanny

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Competition for roger round 2

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wtf is that? 😳😳😳

Kermit been getting his gym time in 🀣

working so hard to not wake the kids up rn from laughter πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Go back into the closet 🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

Wife’s out with friends, if this baby wakes up I’m screwed.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘€β€¦πŸ«‚

I know this fear

Fuck ya, you do🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

Frog getting screwed 🀣🀣

🐢🐾🀣🀣🀣

🀣🀣🀣

Oh no, not this one. It took me three days to erase it from my memory.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

tbh it’s majestic, stoic, and contemplative

Like a lighthouse calling a ship into port on a rocky, hairy, pubic like coast.

Nvr heard those descriptors for an ehmmemm a _____ before!πŸ˜†

Stare into its eyes… it finds your soul 🀣

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ look into my minds eye of the one eyed snake

🀣😭🀣😭

🀣🀣 smooth transaction into senility for him 🐸