Merica, am I doing this right? 😜🫡💜🫂🇺🇸

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Está muy bien, para que no te roben 🫢😶‍🌫️

Who the heck would wanna rob me? 😂

I’d get that remote hole puncher closer to your hands but points for having. That is the correct location for hot sauce though.

Aren’t you from the UK?

Definitely not.

For some reason I thought you were a UK pom

What’s a Pom?

In Australian and New Zealand slang, "pom" (or "pommy") is a usually disparaging term for a person from the British Isles, particularly England.

Ok definitely not a pompom.

you can tell by the socks right?

You’ve never seen my socks!?

let's leave that to the #footstr department

nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy already has a pending option on using my feet for his soap commercials so I’ll honor that for now.

Are you left handed? 😂😂😂

Ambidextrous 😂

nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx I wouldn’t be surprised if you have this.

Freedom boots!

Got that right 🫡

Tabasco certainly beats pepper spray 🤣

It does? 🤣

Literally yeah.

What’s with the sauce?

Sometimes the food needs a kick and that goes with basically everything. 😂

I cannot express enough how much I agree with this statement

Is food that bland in the USA?

No, I'm just a sauce fiend! Sometimes I like a little extra flavor, and sweet doesn't do it for me. I'd say everything is sweet here, and that's not my style. I like spicy.

The rule of Tabasco is that it doesn’t go on anything that needs it and only goes on something that it improves or for which it’s an ingredient. As a Sicilian - American I feel obligated that you eat good food in America.

Just need to fit a drink up in there.

My champagne bottle won’t fit!

Guess your cowboy boot is more for kicking up dust than popping corks! Might need a bigger boot or a smaller bottle. 🤣

Maybe both 😂

Haha

You’ll take out the wrong one at the wrong time … 😂😂

Maybe we’ll bond over Tabasco sauce? 😜😂

Nah get you a belt clip 😜

Hands up futher mocker, or I’ll Tabasco you 😂😂😂

LMAO 🤣

YES #YESTR

Should've put the Tabasco into a spray bottle.

Got it!

If you’re left handed you are.

What kind of gun is that?

A handgun

😑

I don’t know, they all look the same to me 😂

No, you say that about the tobacco, not the damn gun.

Tobacco

lol tobasco, what is up with auto correct.

LMAO 🤣

HELL YEAH 🤙

Nailed it