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I have a classically trained butthole so I always know when it’s shit vs fart

There's always that danger zone though where you're not 💯 sure, resulting in a shart!

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Only if I’m like sick or ate something sketchy

There’s always a rise in cortisol when I need to fart because of this risk

.....which just intensifies the situation even more😳😂.

I find that it causes more tightening which means you may have enough time to get to the restroom lol