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Bill Cypher

Too much fat maybe?

I have leaky gut. Unashamed member of the never trust a fart club.

Noshole 1w ago

I have a classically trained butthole so I always know when it’s shit vs fart

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MAHDOOD 1w ago

How can I train my butthole?

Toxic Bitcoiner 1w ago

Buttsicle

MAHDOOD 1w ago

I’m scared to ask what that is

Bill Cypher 1w ago

How did you miss the multi day buttsicle conversation?

Noshole 1w ago

That’s a much nicer way of saying the Alaskan pipeline

MAHDOOD 1w ago

Been really busy with important life stuff. Wish I could be on nostr more.

TheRupertDamnit 1w ago

You were totes here for buttsicle gayte.

MAHDOOD 1w ago

Totes not here. I don't recall or maybe I've suppressed the memory lol

TheRupertDamnit 1w ago

I tried to suppress it but can't. I got blocked by laser for it though. Good times.

MAHDOOD 1w ago

I'm also muted by laser

node 1w ago

You don’t remember these memes

MAHDOOD 1w ago

Not that one lol but I kind of remember the buttsicle jokes

Noshole 1w ago

Butt kegels dude

MAHDOOD 1w ago

I’m not sure I can do this

https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT6wBg4cxNkf6/200w.webp

Noshole 1w ago

I know you be makin’ that booty clap when the right song comes on and nobody’s home. Don’t lieeeeeee

MAHDOOD 1w ago

Stop exposing me today. It's been a rough week.

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Bill Cypher 6d ago

MAHDOOD 6d ago

The last time I went to Taco Bell didn’t turn out so good for me

Bill Cypher 1w ago

I had some orange juice today but I'm still not taking such a high risk gamble.

Common core buttholes just don't function the same in the real world.

Noshole 1w ago

I can choose to just fart even when I really have to take a shit. I’m a literal shit guru

TheRupertDamnit 1w ago

Thinking I had this super power is why I can never return to THAT Walmart.

Noshole 1w ago

😂😂😂

MAHDOOD 1w ago

LMAO

Sweary and bookish. 1w ago

There's always that danger zone though where you're not 💯 sure, resulting in a shart!

Noshole 1w ago

Only if I’m like sick or ate something sketchy

MAHDOOD 1w ago

There’s always a rise in cortisol when I need to fart because of this risk

Sweary and bookish. 1w ago

.....which just intensifies the situation even more😳😂.

MAHDOOD 1w ago

I find that it causes more tightening which means you may have enough time to get to the restroom lol