as more zaps come in i start shouting: FOOLISH! into the microphone

i throw my cape off my shoulders in a flourish as the QR code morphs into Big Brother's face and then fades

text appears on the screen

oh no

is this a powerpoint?

i say: never scan a public qr code. scammers can place malicious codes to redirect you to fake websites for phishing (stealing info) or to download malware

a few people in the audience start to groan

for they know what is coming and what they are in for

for 'tis i, síso

and every zapper failed the security test