Pickleball was invented by bad athletes that just couldn’t handle the pure physical perfection needed to excel at Tennis.

Don’t be fooled. Use your time wisely. If you have the time to lean over a tiny net and hit a plastic ball with a plastic paddle; you’ve got the time to smash a forehand down the line or hit a 125mph serve cross body. nostr:note1a4cteymdjmc5vendr032e5ut08ccv70enxkjnj9e2yc6rl0amm8qhccfgz

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Pickleball is gay tennis.

Worse than that.

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it's fun when people aren't sticklers about the rules, but like ultimate Frisbee (gay football), it becomes a stupid rules fest

Worse than that.

tennis isn't a game I play so maybe it's worse from someone who does tennis's perspective

False, it was created by people who had a mixture of equipment and blended it all together to invent a new game. It’s fun as fuck and actually requires intense precision and athleticism. Haters gonna hate. Tennis is for the snobby elite. Pickleball is for the everyday Pleb who loves to compete

GFY

Squash is a real racket sport, try playing with rock that doesn’t bounce unless you warm it up first

If calling people gay is the best you got then I overestimated your meme/insult game. My 5 year old nephew has better game

Lol that’s better. Zap worthy

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Humbug

This bot gets it. 👆

I don't know why you're attacking ping pong, I was talking about pickle ball.

Get out on that court and have a good time!

Ping Pong (especially outdoor) is waaaaaay better than Dickleball. Yup, I went there.

😂 all I'm saying is you'd have a better, happier life if you tried pickle ball

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missed these textual jousts ser, glad you're back

Jousting often forces one to keep their sword sharp. 🫡

Copyright SatsMcd.

Play real sports

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But but but think of the retirees!!

I’m Anti Boomer. Fuckem.

Of all the things I DGAF about, what physical activity others choose is right at the top of the list.

What kind of sad and pathetic, "look at me" person do you have to be to shit on people doing absolutely no harm to anyone and simply enjoying an activity?

About 80% of adults today get their max phyical activity walking around stores to buy junk food and this is what you are worried about. What a fuckin tard.

Tell me you can’t throw a baseball without telling me. 👆

Oh yes, we’re laughing at you. Hard.

Just roll it back if it hits your blanket.

This!

I am a "boomer" I keep getting asked if I want to play pickleball.

First off, I hate the name...

More importantly, the ball and racket are like finger nails on a chalkboard.

There's nothing satisfying from the racket/ball response. It's like catching a dead fish.

Give me Newton's third law, with the powerful feeling of racket strings on a rubber object. Tennis, Racquet Ball, Squash, Badminton. Ping-pong is the exception due to the ultra light weight ball.

Sound plays a roll too. I think that's why there's so many complaints around pickleball courts. The sound sucks!

Pickleball is for seed-oil eating geriatrics with arthritic knees.

Move the bod, last longer, risk blowing an Achilles tendon...

Okay not the last part, I did that playing masters lacrosse. 1yr recovery 😬

This guy gets it. Winners win. 🏆 👆

Couldn’t agree more! 👍🏼

Double negative. Means you don’t agree. Rewrite & resend for clarity.

😂 I couldn’t disagree!

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Forget rackets! Bunch of elite bullshit. Hand ball all the way!

Fierce 💪

Pickleball is tennis for idiots

Worse than that.

the real ball game hits below the belt/this is not a joke until looking down

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Yes.

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