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Have a happy Sunday.
I think somebody should sue somebody, cos it should be sunny on sun day π
GM node π«
Have a happy Sunday.
I think somebody should sue somebody, cos it should be sunny on sun day π
Good morning Mike!
Happy Sunday to you too fren πΈ
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Thanks, followed nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0
Now finding somebody to sue and building my fighting fund now π
The Calendar might be a good place to start. I hear there's a lot of ..sun days π 

I know right! 52 to 53 potential culprits to sue π
Stop mum, please make him stop π€£
Who am I suing and why but before you tell me why letβs get them sued first.
Every Sunday in the calendar apparently. Lots of money to be made I hear
Letβs start with the Romans, they caused the whole calendar problem.
Also we need to sue Pope Gregory for what happened in September 1752.
Thanks nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve Please keep sending esoteric lawsuits my way, might be some corn in it for you. I specialize in meta-law.
Youβre suing Mark Zuckerberg?
I'm trying to zap you for this zuckzinger, but its failing. Consider yourself zapped.
I zapped you first π
Quick draw McMike here.
Consider that your retainer π
Lol, this is as close to joking as I've ever gotten about the attorney-client relationship so let me do the lamest thing that's ever happened on NOSTR and say ** DISCLAIMER: I am not your lawyer and am offering to return your 21 sat retainer,and I will not be suing the Roman Empire on your behalf. Please feel free to reach out in the future if I can be of service.
What's amazing about bitcoin is I couldn't even stop you from sending that money. Bitcoin is a revolution.
I have a funny legal story about that, but Iβll leave that for another time.
Now to prep my Mikey-Mikey chicken.
Itβs like Piri-Piri chicken, except itβs not.
Pictures or it didn't happen. Love #foodstr. ENJOY! Great to meet you Mike.
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If Zuck AlphaBro wanted to hire me, I'd work for him. Zuck Betabot was not good Zuck, new Zuck is better Zuck. But I won't be wearing his glasses.