You know sometimes I regret being single but then I'm reminded that I don't have any crusty potato chips talons stabbing my shins while I try to sleep and I really appreciate my life trajectory, thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(I know it's not all bad, I'm sure he's lovely, I just tease)
No that bit is definitely accurate. I NEVER got shanked in the night when I was single, but now I have to sleep on thick sweatpants to stay safe 😂 he’s fabulous, he’s just a man so there’s always gonna be things my female brain doesn’t get about him and definitely vice versa
