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You know sometimes I regret being single but then I'm reminded that I don't have any crusty potato chips talons stabbing my shins while I try to sleep and I really appreciate my life trajectory, thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(I know it's not all bad, I'm sure he's lovely, I just tease)
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Noshole 3w ago

No that bit is definitely accurate. I NEVER got shanked in the night when I was single, but now I have to sleep on thick sweatpants to stay safe 😂 he’s fabulous, he’s just a man so there’s always gonna be things my female brain doesn’t get about him and definitely vice versa

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Noshole 3w ago

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Kip Ashlynn 3w ago

On occasion my dog will kick my head with her Frito smelling toes but that's ok I love her (same with menfolk) 🥰🐾🥰

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Noshole 3w ago

I smell frito paws when I’m sad 😂