That’s why I try and wear shoes.

Use the Tp roll to trap it and toss that b out the window

Ignore, have shit to do

Become Spider-Man or 💀

Activate my spideysense 🕸😎🧡

Tell him no pictures

Am I wearing shoes? How giant are we talking here?

Escort it outside

Usual, ask how is your day and that type of thing...

Shit my pants…oh, thankfully my pants are down already 🩲🕷️💩😅

Lift your legs up off the ground

Grab my hat or a magazine and do battle.

Stay Humble, Stack Sats

If it’s yellow, let it mellow.

If it’s brown, flush it down.

scream so your husband can get out of bed and come kill it for you.

I am the husband.

release it outside.

You sit so you don't pee, you poop. That's all I know.

Bruh, giants can’t crawl under doors. Sounds more like a spider

Lift my feet off of the ground and finish my b’ness

Teach him how to self custody bitcoin

Fling some poo, it works for monkeys 🤣

Well I would shit my pants if I was wearing them , but since I'm not I shit the toilet instead .

Wave to the spider

Grab the plunger and hope for a good outcome

Piss on it , you may as well go out fighting

Shout "ni!" and proceed to bite it's kneecaps off.

I got one for you

You shitpost

Splikak

Shit myself

play dead

Grab that plunger for +1 attack, war cry for +1 courage. Start swinging, pray for a nat 20!

jump on toilet🚽

scream🗣️

kick door while screaming 🦶🚪🗣️

run 🏃

potentially cry even😭

Try to explain Bitcoin to it, it'll loose all interest in you and leave.

Shit myself lol

use toilet paper to kill it without making a mess

Depends on what kind of spider...if the fly/mosquito-eating kind, he lives another day. If not, he gets stepped on and smashed.

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..say hello buddy