Am old. Hurt back cleaning the patio. Send old man memes.

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are you still laying there?

Laying on my living room floor 🥹

at least the view should be nice from there ^.^

I see a doggy standing over me 🥹

The joys of middle age 😄

😩

What's this?

The Westside Boys getting caught on the calm down train after seeing their dealer at the Kyev rave

Interesting.

Indeed, although each of them should be sacked. Especially Stormer as he was elected on decency and accountability. Since then, apart from this, he has also been caught in a gay embrace with a Labour Peer, who is a very big party donor. He is married by the way

Accurate.

at least you know how it happened. i tweaked my knee yesterday and have no clue what did it.

Truth.

Cleaning the patio? 🤦

I was carrying chairs out onto the backyard to pressure wash them. The last one I carried fucked me up.

I can't say anything. I've screwed up my back by sneezing too hard. 🤣

Take a hot bath, and soak. Hope you feel better. 🫂

A nice soak with some mint beef 🥹

Peppermint might actually help. 🤷

I would but you are probably to old to understand them 😜

Bah. I might not be able to walk at the moment but I can still kick your ass from down here on the floor. Come here. 😂

Feel better man. No fun!

Younger me would be down for sleeping until then, but now I don't like sleeping in too late and wasting the day.

Plus if you sleep in too late you'll miss the early bird special at the diner.

My 98 year old grandmother loves to eat early 🥹

Blanche was always down for a good time.

It has nothing to do with your age. 😜

Superman/swimmer floor exercises are your friend. (Not now, but when you can lie on your tummy and do them.)

What was the culprit?

Most back pain is caused by weak Glutes resulting in an over use of your lower back. To strengthen do weighted Squats and Lunges

You're old Derek. Time passes for everyone. The important thing is to be brilliant in the head and it seems to me that you are great 💜🤟😉

here we go ... one meme bomb coming up ...

You're likely aware, but just to be sure, seems to be an impersonator of you out there. I just received this message from this account, pretty sure it ain't you. (But at least nostr is your community, so maybe you are the CEO after all!)

Honestly, getting older comes with some solid perks—wisdom, perspective, and an appreciation for the little things like a comfy chair after a hard day's work. Don't forget, you've got experience on your side—your back may hurt now, but you've probably figured out the best ways to handle it over the years. Hang in there, you've earned the right to take it easy when needed!

Not a meme but...