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WoS TestFlight has expired. Any suggestions?
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If you downloaded it from the App Store at least once, you can retrieve it from there. Go to App Store - your account (top right) - apps - my apps - then search for it
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So delete and redownload?
If the TestFlight version doesn’t open anymore yes. If it works, keep using it and get the App Store version when it stops working. When you do no need to delete. Just download over it
Ain’t no WoS on the App Store Lieutenant Dan.
Could be the end of my Nostr journey.
You don’t see it in your apps? Did you ever download the App Store version or just the TestFlight version?
Just TestFlight. Need a new invite code.
Somebody get this boomer and invite code 😝
I went through this with node earlier. I feel you
What are you using now?
YODL is using Primal 🤭
I live or die on the Damus hill. It’s been fun fuckwads.
That’s about how fast my phone battery goes down using Damus!! 🫡
Get your number of relays down. Your battery will thank you
Damus built in (coinos), primal, and still WoS. Distribute my custodial lightning around. But had a scare with WoS this morning. Similar to yours, but don't wanna confuse matters as node already knows what my issues were
You’re using Coinos? After the 2 hacks?
You're shaming someone for how they use lightning after zapping nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 multiple times for gaslighting me about Digit being dead?
It's working for me. I zap way less when it's not built in. Should prolly reduce funds in there a bit, but waiting a few days to see how WoS behaves before overloading that one. 🤹🤹🤹
You like to touch the stove eh?
Looks like I just donated a few thousand sats to the network. Feels good.
Like when I left my wallet on top of my car leaving the beach years ago. Packed up the kids, tossed a ton of Sandy wet shit in the back and drove off. A few hundred just drifted into the breeze. Scattered like a faint memory.
Write to their support team?
Live shot of satsMcp lols 
Why did you choose a fat Karen?
That’s the offensive part. I could cut paper with my rips.
It’s a butch karen and it plays hockey 🏒
That thing ain’t never seen ice. Do better.
Ice ice baby ice 
Mcd has questions that need to be answered
https://video.nostr.build/164435461aacdfda44040ecd1ca1f1bb3379161926072fe0e82b3f74c56b7701.mp4
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SatsMcPhil asks the questions around here 
This should be McD’s pfp until WoS fixes his wallet. They went too far this time 🤭
Agreed. Maybe with a dunce cap too. What a boomer for not also installing the app 😅🤨
Something like this? 😳🤨😂
Yes!! It's perfectly convoluted and accurate. I'm sure the council will support
Let’s get nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 in here. What do the voices in your head…I mean council think of this? McD should change his profile picture to dunce Phil right?
🤔…it may surprise u but ima stick up for my boy here🤨…I like this one better😉🫡
…just a man and his little retarded thoughts😳🤌🏽⭕️
…actual real life photo of lil Sats in the wild🤯🌅
Taking my ball(s) with me.
My work here is done
Beat it YODL.
Lmao what’s that from?
Inspired by Stache taste in images. Randomly came across it looking for gif from old Dolph movie, I Come In Peace
Always wondered what that D was 4
No way he will remember all this after his nodka beach party 
He looks good. Genuinely happy. I’m happy for him.
Early stage Dementia setting in 😝
Bro he’s totally confused 🤣
It’s been setting in for a while now. Probably started last cycle
I just hacked the shit out of WoS & you say this.
Be a better quant. nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy out-quanted you on this one.
Don’t talk to my quant like that
https://video.nostr.build/c08afb6a48205bade0b95a8b3ca0d23cb172b1468b1ca1e18c44f28772ccb220.mp4
Nice try 🤣
You hacked nothing
I fixed nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy ‘s WoS earlier. He just told you what I told him
You underestimated sats, talking about vpns like he doesn't already know that. He's actually quite smart, and I took that into account
It’s sad to see his decline
https://video.nostr.build/ec4daa18659107719c8a5cfae0ab11e675d682b1697b8d92f3773c8666a44952.mp4
Looking good McD 🤣
Good ole SatsMcDementia
Beat it Puzzl.
I changed my name for you. Now it’s your turn old man. 👴
Brilliant. 😂
Now do the disappearing trick. Bam. 💥 Victory 🏆
Moar like McDickhead 🍆💀
😂
Tell me I’ve already won without telling me.
Sir, you just got double checkmated. And you think you won?
Dementia confirmed 🤣
Again your math is off. You’re on the verge of losing all quant responsibilities soon.
I quad reversed this thing going back months. I’m playing on a level few understand.
Puzzl changed his name too. He works for me now.
About to lose quant responsibilities? Oh no 🤭🤭
Going back months? How can you quad reverse anything? You weren’t here 🤣🤣
He changed his name to see if you could be trusted. You failed his test
You can still win a part of it: just change your name
I’m hitting the pool.
Then I’m updating some lists. Then I’m uploading them to HQ. Then I’m eating some pizza.
Nice new place we found. Wood grilled thin crust with extra burn. Nice and crispy. Going with the margarita tonight. Fresh Mozzarella 👌👌👌🔥🔥
🤣🤣
lol you just used that same meme like 2 minutes ago. It’s undoubtedly confirmed. He’s in his final stages. Don’t laugh at him that’s just mean at this point
Beat it YODL.
I see you liking everything. I’m always watching. And to think we were a team for a brief period today. Shame.
I was assured reactions were meaningless 🤭
It's been fun having you back. I'm just razzin you for the lulz and as price of returning. We def the low key smart quants of the group, nothings changed there
You’re right. We should bring him back to the nursing home
Let’s invite him to poker night and take his sats
Now that he has access to his WoS, it’ll be like taking candy from a baby
Would be good wholesome fun
Easy day
Sats day
Is
Puzzl’s payday
well, i didnt think id see it, but
its official. nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx is a more annoying retard than nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0. someone give him the asshat crown. 👑
👀🤔😂🤣
Our friend McD did it 🏆
Not the name you asked for nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx but it’s a good start 🤣
SatsMcDonald is a fed
Ei ei o
😂
😳…wtf🤨….surely u know this is very delicate intel🧐
…the council is likely to frown upon this very public disclosure 🤌🏽⭕️
Very serious. The council needs to be informed at once 🤭
Beginning to think the council is about as real as the Iranian nuclear weapons program 🤔🤨
I’m thinking the same thing 😳🤨🤣
😳…the council not real😖🤯👀👀👀
…da council gonna put a nuke in yo ass🧐⭕️
No we did it! We outplayed the feds!
Too many checkmates today. It seems we’re always #winning
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Is this a double checkmate?
How many checkmates is that now? We were at 3 before. So 5?
Some of the previous checkmates were doubles I believe. Possibly even double reverses 🤔
It seems we’re always #winning then
This is a quadruple secret checkmate.
I fuckin reversied & triple back lindied quads. I own this ⭕️. It’s mine now.
nostr:npub17usj0jh86ged3pt34r5j6ejzfar9s2q5dl3l84tq8ymhfj2wz08sxmkf8w can you tell me how many times nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 aka satsmcd got checkmated today?
Fake news. 🗞️
Catchy
👌👌👌🔥🏆
'We'll be right back'
I wanna see McD saying “You are not the father” and then make fun of the guy
'We'll edit that part out' 😂
v
/250px-Van_Halen_-_1984.jpgTestFlight is gone though. There is hope. This is from May 17th. They will come back
Just zapped you from WoS. Not running TestFlight 🤷♂️
Zeus is another option with Zeusnuts. Works similarly to WoS but a bit of setup is needed at first. Zeus with zeuspay is another way. Non custodial but you need to buy liquidity. If not utxo has a NWC wallet as well: Bitvora
There’s also lifpay. Another lightning wallet. I see it in the App Store. Similar workflow to WoS
One last thing: you probably tried this but just in case, did you try changing your vpn location and just looking for the app in the regular App Store? Not in your previously downloaded?
Hmmmmmm 🤔
No luck. Damn governments.
If you pull down on phone screen and search "wallet..." you don't see it?
I did, even though it was gone from test flight. Think that means I'd installed the "app version" by accident at some point, and cuz of that I was able to find it in submenu of App Store and click icon to update it
GUESS WHO’s back you beautiful bastard YODL.
My old WoS was in the not on your iPhone list. Hit update. And BAM. Back zapping.
Like nothing happened. Fuck off testflight. I don’t need you anymore.
Winners win. 🏆 🥇
Total redemption and minimal tears. I knew you had it in you.
Was it my jumbled explanation that helped? Probably. You're welcome
Yes. It would not show up anywhere. Search brought up just the TestFlight version.
Found it after manually searching old apps.
You get the credit for never giving up on me. Except for the notes where you actually did give up on me & make fun of me mercilessly.
When you hit search it looks in all the apps…odd that you didn’t find it before
Anyways… always #winning 🤣
iPhone sometimes hides apps these days. Mine was in fact not hidden but just lying there on page 5 of apps. I couldn't open it though, but rather than delete I could do what you suggested in App Store and see it in history then clicked the cloud/update icon.
If it’s on page 5, it should show up when you search for it 😳🤨
No my search worked, so I knew to keep looking. Then found icon in wasteland. But couldn't click it so it was useless.
Clicking top right profile like you said, then selecting app submenu, scroll to it and was happy to see update option
No I meant searching inside of my apps, in the top right menu
Didn’t show up.
Because of the vpn
🤔
Some mysteries are best left unsolved. We got the sats back, faith restored
I’m a pretty good hacker.
Is that a double reference?
You YODLing me?
🤔
I actually wanted a scene where jar jars king says something like "the Jedi tink dey so smartsie" but this was best I could find with my limited attention span
Oh shit you got him 😳😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How? I called him on it. I double reversed him and actually got him.
Winning. 🏆
Always.
😳😳🤨🤨🤨🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂
Based on the events transpiring after this note, I may be too late the party. Did your get WOS back? I was able to reload it once by going to apps/my apps/apps not on this iPhone and it was listed there. You will need to have downloaded once before on your iPhone for this to work. But if you share apps with family, I’ve you could also access it from their list of apps. I learned this from someone in my family updating Netflix on and old iPad that would noun the update. I accessed the app on another device to reinstall. Worked like a charm.
Yup. I’m back
Also try this if you’re still trying to get it. Set VPN to Australia and change Apple ID to Australia.
