Next you're going to tell me the "deer" that ate my "roses" aren't real either...

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Deer are real, but not who you think they are

I'm listening...go on...

The octopus overlords needed flesh suits filled with water to come on land and spy on us

And people think the movie chucky was just a movie. Part 1 is whats really happening on earth. But they call us crazy.

Wait….the octopus thing was actually in a movie?

Nahhhh after I noted to your comment, I realized I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Hahahaha

I said the Chucky thing because in the movie Chucky. He is trying to put his spirit into the little boy's body. And I read your comment and it reminded me of the movie Chucky. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Oooo haha I get it now 😂

you should watch more horror movies

I’m too scared 🫣

How to not have scary dreams tho?

teach yourself to lucid dream

I’m gonna need some lsd for the practice sessions

have you seen Waking Life? not scary, but it taught me how to lucid dream

Nope and I used to do it sometimes, but it’s been a really long time so would be nice

now when I'm having a nightmare with monsters I just have a quick gear up / suit up montage and get ready to kick ass, but I usually wake up before the fight starts

If I had dildo drones working for me in the dream, I would no longer be scared. Ever.

No, you don’t, and that’s not funny!

CRY HARDER TURTLE 😂🫂

Don’t make me tell 🧩 on you. You know better than to joke like that!

🤣😂🤣

I cannot imagine spending a day in Noshole’s brain. Like wtf.

It’s crazy in here, let me out!!

This made me think about crabs

Have you seen a crap molt its shell?

Crabs are literally just an octopus in a mech suit.