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I hope for him it’s usb-c

Is that the big one? Idk chargers

That’s the smaller one. I’m not a total psychopath.

I hope it’s the big one because I AM a total psychopath

😅😅😅

You're hoping a guy stuck a charger cord in his dick? Totally not a psychopath 👌

Bro needs to chill with the computer supplies

I wonder if he plugged it in

He did. To his penis 🤣

Yeah but I mean the other end lol

I hope it wasn’t to a charger 🤣

I think he charged his dick dude

Hopefully it was worth it 🤣

Like into the wall

So he damaged his urethra and got electrocuted

Yeah. What ever happened to putting things up the butt? That got old? At least there’s room

Maybe he already filled it up with other computer accessories? 🤣

Bahaha I guess that’s what ya gotta do when your butthole is already stuffed to the brim

Fill all the holes with computer accessories 😂

Imagine the whole keyboard and monitor are stuffed up there

Maybe he is an ass hamster 🤣

That’s what I was thinking. Are ass hamsters not cool anymore?

Maybe…it escaped?

Lemiwinks!

good old lemiwinks 🤣

Such a great episode 😂

One of my favourites 😂

the episode could be 20 years old 🤣

Wasn’t that like last year? I have such a poor concept of time

🤣🤣

23 years ago 🤣

Shut the fuck up

Yes 🤣

No way 😭

shit we are that old 🤣

Practically geriatric 🤣

Yeah but that buffet discount is about to be 🔥

Oooo totally forgot about that. Good one

I think lemiwinks is older then the genesis block 😅

100%

Lemmiwinks is the real OG

He was all up in that ass way before Satoshi wrote the white paper 🤣

Damnnnnnnn

maybe that is the meaning of “I’ve moved on to other things”

You think he hid his keys up there? Like have them to Lemiwinks and let it do its thing

Maybe. I never pictured him as a freak, but he could have been

I picture him as a hamster right now 🤫

His opsec is on point. We’ll never know

How did we not know the message was to buy bitcoin? We were so naive.

You think lemmi is on nostr?

I know he is, but he doesn’t use it often. Just to mirror his x account

As long as he doesn’t think nostr is a good backup to twitter, I’m good

Definitely in spirit

Maybe he’s up someone’s ass right now? Someone on nostr?

Can’t be mine, I’ve already shat like 3 times. Probably nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0

I've been constipated since Tuesday but I'm pretty sure I'm clear

Uh ohhhhh. You got something in there buddy

I mean you're welcome to come check

😏

there is no one on nostr who knows more about digestion. you are practically a coloproctologist

You should charge sats for consultations

wait you got consultation for free? 🤣

D3 just did

nostr:note1xqqqwj7erjktrdec7sg0uzmkm59adl5tj9xaeazua7r8468r08yqm9t7gh

lol what

All the ⭕️ members have excellent bowel movements 🤣

They just fall right out

Healthy

Too solid for my gut but I'm betting I'm about to be on the other side of the hill. Manifesting big solid drops 🧘

I wish that for you 😂

Such a fuckin seetheart I swear

Ty ser

Girl: do you have a charger? My phone is dying.

Dude: whips out dick.

Bahaha that was the play all along

That story is electric. It really sparks curiosity and leaves you wondering what charges someone to pursue something like that.

😂😂😂 im guessing drugs

Wired

So wired dude

why 🤣

Idk you’re a man, you tell me.

this would not have happened with bluetooth 🤣

Yeah , but with Bluetooth…whatever he sticks up there will likely be stuck up there. At least with the cord, you have something to yank at to get it out

I am always amazed at the thoughts you have 🤣 you are like einstein who consumes too much weed

Too much weed? Nonsense. I have a severe thc deficiency

I don't mean you 🤣 you definitely tolerate more than einstein would have tolerated 🫂

Ooooo okay got it 😂🫂

Jesus h please dont yank

That’s why I imagine he did it, so he could yank

Maybe cyber sex isn't that safe, after all🤔👀🚒🇬🇧💜

What doesn’t look safe about this? It’s perfectly safe

That's OK then

The hospitalization part?

That’s just because he can’t handle his cords. Total newb

Gotta taper, everybody knows that. Start with a trim nail and work up to the chargers and silverware. You don't just bench 350 on your first day at the gym. Hadoy.

I knew you were the expert

You wouldn't believe the ways I've trained for this world

Awwww. I’m distracted by whatever this meme is supposed to mean because….chihuahua🥰

I wouldn't think too hard about it but we're already further down the rabbit.. the penis hole than I thought we'd ever be 🤣

Yeah, I wasn’t expecting to get this…deep

That's a coomon reaction, I find

makes me think if we can do neuralink, then urethralink is possible.

This is why certain forms of sexual deviancy are frowned upon from an evolutionary standpoint. It can lead to really, really retarded things that are bad for survival lol!

That and the shit thing. Rich men love to shit into people’s mouths and be shitted on. It’s insane

Ew

I knowwww, but it’s like A LOT of people

I guess they have an anal and oral fixation of immense proportions.