Oh https://twitter.com/BuildOnBase/status/1628757381457883136

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I needed a good laugh today

Lol 😂

Gross 🤮

Ew Ethereum L2 development platform, gross

That’s baseless

Wow. My favorite is “we have no plans to issue a new network token.”

Times are changing

Can’t wait for eth maxis calling other projects shitcoins

Let's see. Probably get some kind of adoption first and then do an airdrop later for a better shitcoin valuation

Oh my

A+ name

A+ marketing

Sound money? 👀

PoS 🤮

Sounds like drunk Yoda speak…..

Christ

What is this? “All your Base are belong to you.” Total BS

Having second thoughts on stacking sats now… because I’m thinking of shorting Coinbase 😂

Lol that is funny!

Yeah this is what a company without a business model looks like. Hyping up new projects that address zero problems.

I’m reading( everyone is going Nostr. Let’s grab them 🦄

Oh no guys bitcoin is dead oh nooo

What coinbase supports unregistered securities? Again?

Oh man, I am so happy you ended up with some free time here and there to share gems like this. Thank you for that Kurt Cobain interview a while back as well.

All Nostr developers should take it as flattery. It's competition though. Let's go.

They are riding a lion and can't stop as the lion will eat them if they do.

dEcEnTrAliZeD

Sigh...

And yet lighting support is 🦗🦗🦗

🤦😂

Just another gimmick from CB to support shit coins. They are way off base again. NGMI!

For the next billion users? Wen first billion?

Grammar.

*twitch*

🧘🏼‍♀️

Oh for the marketing.

Oh no 🙈 for the eth L2.

Eh both are pretty predictable

Oh

god damn

Secured by this guy 🤡

Continuing building on sand.

Someone forgot to tell them that block chains don't scale. That an append only database can't scale. That Etheream is not decentralized, and "scaled by coinbase" is an extremely funny juxtaposition of the rest of the message.

“SECURED BY ETHEREUM”

Hot garbage

If it’s going to attract more developers and ultimately end users to the space it’s a net positive. People need to be aware of the technology before they can make informed decisions about it.

DINO

yikes

Yet another bad idea born out of a scam chain like Ethereum. The house of cards is all gonna tumble down sooner or later.

🤣🤣🤣

Shitcoiners' brains are so warped and irredeemable. Nothing is remotely interesting to them, unless there's some opportunity to dump on a greater fool. They are like hamsters conditioned to tap a lever to get their little pellet of dopamine. 😂

Want a good laugh? Check this out. A short clip so full of BS buzzwords that it screams SHITCOIN. #[1]

PATHETIC!

Whaaat?

Shitbase, officially.

Coinbase have been shitcoiners and smoothbrain big-blockers for a while now 😂

Huh???

Build on shitcoins. 😂

#[0]

basic shit 💩💩💩

Time to really emphasize the platform risk of Ethereum and all L1s other than bitcoin.

Don’t build your businesses on a platform that may not be around in 5 years! Come build it on bitcoin

I feel like ive screwed up a radial gradient so it looked like that before but never thought to make a scam marketing campaign using it 🤔

Decentralized but scaled by Coinbase 😉

🤮

not base

“scaled by Conbase” 🤣🤣🤣

Seems to me Coinbase and Co desperately need to make back their investment in ETH

😂

Wow. Shaking the couch cushions.

You too can build an open source bridge exploit, backed by a publicly traded company.

I miss old Brian.

Great move. Gotta show people the importance of self custody! Plus, they’re guna make it sleeeeek

"secured" lol wtf i can't believe they made a big deal out of this. man we are still early.

They’re going to pay the Kardashians to use it probably.

just use strike and forget about shitbase

Lol

Baseless

What is this shit???

Coinbase, huh. They’re all in on the Ponzi.

A “Superchain” built on Optimism. What ammo for the inflooencoors! Give that marketing team a raise.

Now I know why someone dredged up the AYBABTU meme in the past week

Ugh… more shitcoin shenanigans

Sigh

Anything besides implementing Lightning 🙄

I'm guessing an instance of tornado cash deployed on Base would be a problem. (https://tornadocash.eth.link/)

what can we do...

Turned out to be nothing new.