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nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 , do we need to have another meeting with the CoV? 🤨

I call upon the CoV nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv nostr:npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q

There he is. That’s the man who did it!

You will watch the 8 hours of training modules on micro aggressions and you will LIKE IT

So 8 hours is the right number. We’ve always capped his diversity training at 6 hours. You know because of human rights laws or whatever 🙄

For regular trainees, yes, but Stache is an EXTREME case

Agree. That man has no remorse. I think he likes it.

Are we all getting eye patches?

One of us will be...

Is that a threat?

I thought we were supposed to be threatening...I'm doing it wrong again aren't I 😞

https://video.nostr.build/11825a67f258b20bc75e159ad7381a5b2e5465717fd74ba690eff91eff03b45f.mp4

You need to join Stache and Kip in the gulag.

Party in the glag 🎉✨

No no no! No fun in the gulag stop it!

Can't stop won't stop

Rabble rabble angry eyes mad face...am I doing it right? 😂

More finger pointing directly at stache 😂

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Yes yes let the hate flow vengeance is upon us 😂

And send his ass to the shame box!

😂😂😂

Shame him to death queens

🤣 idk I'm not really fighter except against those lil green men on the moon in my imagination land. Those bastards deserve it though, they know what they did.

No offense, but idk who nostr:nprofile1qqsg4fjzufhx2pep88ssmdvkg65f4f6n3fvevk4t8mvfrywhr9nadscpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skueqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqtncyht is and if he wants to insult folks I'd say let them fight 🤷‍♀️

no need to get my hands dirty 💅

The CoV has had 14,322 complaints already on JUST stache

Sounds like 14,322 instances of not my business 🤣

Something something first they came for the retards but I didn’t say anything because I wasn’t a retard and then they came for Kip and there was no one left to help

I could never be alone, there is always help around me 🙏🙌🧙‍♀️

It’s a slow week for him. I guess that’s progress.

🙄

Damn what a burn. She doesn’t even know you nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

Slay queen 💅

🤷‍♀️

Even though I’m not a member, I vote to remove her from the CoV and send her to the gulags where she will spend the entire day with Stache as punishment

I don’t even know where the beginning of most of these threads is 😂😂

Me neither nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9ekk7mt0wd68ytnsd9hxkzvkevg ….i assume it started 2 years ago and has never ended…but I am tarded and nostr:nprofile1qqstcqhq5mq0qxkeedt69v8ca7pyr0zll9uuu3zje60zg00y2a6kwfgpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgnwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxtcex4gel has never heard o me (🤔😳…as if!!?!🤦🏽‍♂️😂) ….so there’s always that🤷🏽‍♂️

Mankini suits you nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat

😳🤔…no one rox that mankini like our boi nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgewaehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmd8guk6f 🤣

https://video.nostr.build/e07eadc409f532954b5265ca61103a1724aa4964df1733bd88288bd0270053ee.mp4

How are you gonna betray your fellow ⭕️ member for a woman of the CoV?

I've only been on Nostr like 11 months and this is our first interaction but I do appreciate nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3jamnwvaz7tmnv4hxg6t59ehx7umxd3shyefwvdhk6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqd9zpns in a mankini 🥰 and you seem lovely no matter what they say 🤣

Don’t let him fool you!

Agree with Marie for once. Don't let Stache fool you. He's an old man but he ain't cute. He will ruin your life.

Get a room you two!

He wishes 🤣

https://video.nostr.build/ee8b32afc8aba7f78516032e672a00a0f5256cbaa2dcfbae1279ad49975b1f4e.mp4

Pshhhh I will sacrifice you just to avoid the next hellthread 😂

I agree….when we find that MF he needs his handsome and firm *ss kicked🤔🤨😂🫂⭕️

Did you just call me handsome

🤮

😳🤔🤦🏽‍♂️

https://video.nostr.build/179d09697f6670090df0b1ff6c4672e069271b0462741062d1d588ff880c4849.mp4

I speak all kinds of languages

wtf!!??!….do I have to teach sensitivity classes again🤨🤦🏽‍♂️🤭⭕️

Stache opening his notifications today

😳😂🫡

Commonwealth of Virginia? 🤔😅 What's CoV? (I know better than to ask about the circle 🤣)

The council of vulva exists to ensure the security and something something for the women ⭕️ nostr.

🤫

Omfg and I find myself roped into this how? 🤣

I'm glad to be part of the community though, thanks for including me 😀

I tagged you because you’re one of 4 total women on nostr. If you don’t get it I don’t have time to explain. Ask nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz 🤣

If you have a vagina, you’re in basically 😂

3shara 1mo ago

This comment popped up on my notifications and I knew I had to open Damus 😂❤️‍🔥

As one of the founders of the CoV, it’s only appropriate 😂🫂

https://video.nostr.build/23a3b73afeba0d8e8ad252901bb14fc2b69b55a6b98ee78790d5bac30536b5b3.mp4

I’m sorry I dragged you into this

I'm proud to be a member of the cootchie club 🥰🍑💃

Whenever someone gets out of line, you can call upon your sisters 🕳️

Yay! That's nice 🥰

Can we also share a love of baking and simmer pots and moisturizer, love me some lady stuff 🥰

Or is it strictly a defensive rallying call? Just providing a helping lady-hand?

I’d like to see where this scene goes next 😈

Who wouldn't 🤣

I know where this leads and I’m for it

So negative tisk tisk. Not all lady love leads to self-annihilation

Who’s being negative? I support women

The damn movie you didn’t realize you referenced 😂🤦‍♀️

I never watched it. I just know that two hot girls makeout 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just actually laughed

Classic dude response

I was a young lad fascinated with the vulva people

Your gif = black swan, two hotties make out and destroy themselves/each other. Overall downer.

My gifs = Xena warrior princess, two hotties make out and fight the unjust gods to bring a better world to campy and fun New Zealand. Awesome series still worth a watch.

Educate yourself, dummy.

Ok but how can two hot women making out lead to destruction that’s like totally homophobic or something. You need to be in the gulag with yarn girl and Stache

Ffs go watch black swan and then think about what you're saying you sound dumb dumb.

I know you are but what am I

Mostly for punitive reasons lol

Ok I will not abuse the call then 💃

😂 I mean…if you learn of an excellent moisturizer, still share

Every winter I go searching, every winter I remain flakey and cracked 😭

This is the best one I’ve used besides a super expensive Kiehl’s one

Thanks for the recommendation 🥰

Of course 🫂

LOL

More of this please and thank you 🙏

Who knew Charo still appreciated 🥰

Idk who this is

She was an artist from the 70s who became famous for dirty dancing and shouting "cuchi cuchi!"

Yall too old for me the 70s was like a gazillion years ago

It was even before my time 🤣 I just know it from jokes from my aunties whenever it was just ladies, we're in the cuchi club!!!

Even you nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3jamnwvaz7tmnv4hxg6t59ehx7umxd3shyefwvdhk6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqd9zpns 🤣🤣🤣

Even me what?