There was a robo-signing foreclosure lawyer here in Florida back in the heyday for making a shitload of money foreclosing on houses for banks with minimal effort. He made millions and then got sanctioned for the lack of oversight, basically just having paralegals print shit out and stamp his name on it, allegedly. He took his millions and just dumped his bar license. I saw his boat down in the Bahamas. Itās name: Tu casa es mi casa.
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wow thatās a savage name for a boat, given the situation. Like if a shitcoin scammer called his boat: your hard earned cash is my exit liquidity
Yes, heās a savage. Small hat tip to him because someone has to foreclose, itās not like the people were paying and he stole their houses, but yes, fuckinā savage, and all his money came from the banks.
One of my first real lawyer jobs was working for a bank-side foreclosure firm that totally imploded under the weight of theirā¦letās just say economic interestsā¦and by the time I was doing it, we had all kinds of bank-led mechanisms where we could skip the judicial foreclosure and basically say āthe bank will give you $xx to just turn your keys over and walk awayā. By then people were so fed up people were ruining their houses before they moved out, dumping cement down the drains and shit. It was mayhem
The cartels' dirty work pays well, it seems.
At the height of the foreclosure glut, some lawyers were getting like 10-15k per foreclosure file or more that werenāt even contested so they basically just had to file paper work, show up one day and get a judgment on like 20-30 cases at a time, the judges would just run through them, āanyone here?no? Judgment for plaintiffā and the lawyers would literally have stacks of final judgments for the judge to sign. It was mostly proper so I dont want to make it sound evil, but it was wild the volume.
It does sound fucking evil though
Itās really a symptom of the evil, as you guys understand. But someoneās gotta push the cases through or all the homes return to nature. Remember the scene with the alligators in the big print? A lot of the foreclosures were basically empty houses, defendants āJane do and known and unknown tenantsā basically a place holder for anyone who might be living there to come forward. Often no one did.
I would still call it evil. Just the latter stages of a premeditated plan to steal everyone's houses. You set the wheels in motion to get homeowners in a position that they live in homes they can't pay for, then take the homes and make it their fault.
The reality is the banks donāt want the houses at all, they dont want to steal them, they really want you paying them the money. At the height, the banks were desperate to keep people in them paying on their debts. IT was a catastrophe for them too, but of course they had the money printer on their side to bail them out as we saw. Banks really really donāt want to own your house, they want to own your debt, repackage it, and sell it off. Itās debt tranche hot potato
I'd say that the chaos is part of the plan. When employees of banks try as hard as they can to bleed people out by making them pay their debts, but those in the know understand it's impossible, and look to the real goal which is the foreclosure.
I'm not a lawyer, so I'll assume premeditation in anything involving a bank š
I donāt blame you, Iām more of a Golem-model of evil. Just a lot of people working in a deranged system, the aggregate result is the Golgothan golem:
Dumping cement down the drains!
Crazy
Sad that people donāt realize it was never their house to begin with
That's the crazy part about "buying a house" today.
You're buying a mortgage and given permission to use the house. I'll buy a house when I can buy the house.
If the government can take it away if you donāt pay their multiple āmembershipsā, then it aināt yours š¤
I do a lot of litigation against timeshare companies nowā¦I wonāt even go into that or Ill start my day off pissed.
Timeshare sounds like the biggest scam ever. Money must come pouring in for those ācompaniesā
I remember just the little you told me about, and I'm still kinda miffed about it.
I think youāll recall how animated I was discussing it.
An onlooker might have mistaken it for delight.
Iāve got that condition where I smile when Iām about to battle.
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I see your son behind me. Damn when you said he was huge, you werenāt kidding. Son of Ragnar looks like a warrior king already
*behind you
Itās funny because he does have his motherās dark hair whereas, notwithstanding my Sicilian heritage, I look more like Fimmel. Not as handsome tho.
I always wonder what it's like for your son to outgrow you.
Im hoping to find out.
Men in my line have been getting shorter because Indians eat garbage and call it cuisine. It would be a blessing to have children and feed them healthy food and regain my great-grandfather's 6 foot stature.
Well, Iām an excellent wingman. LFG, gotta get Jay married guys!
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All of us retards at the wedding
I hope if Jay invites you youāll come. I know Iād be there on invite for sure. Gotta get this man making babies!
Weāre all in that video brother š¤£š¤£
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Spotted you:
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I think I screen shotted a random asian guy in another picture and did this before to you, lol. Gotta remain consistent and keep them off your trail.
Gonna be the whole ā in there.
And since it's slowly taking over Nostr, that translates to all of Nostr.
nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 you ready to officiate? We need get this man a matchmaker, Nostr matchmaker wen?
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That name is crazy š¤£
Way to thumb the eye of everyone you scammed š
In truth, he was really just scamming the legal system by not doing his job overseeing the work, thereās more too it, but it sounds more evil than it really is. Total dick name for the boat tho lol.
There was one guy who was a really bad scammer, he actually did some jail time I believe going to the clerk and faking original notes. You see when you foreclose on a house for unpaid note, the bank has to produce the original ink signature or they have to go through a really complicated and painful separate proceeding to prove the note, many banks couldnāt find their notes, so this one guy went down and faked originals in his cases. There was a camera.