wow that’s a savage name for a boat, given the situation. Like if a shitcoin scammer called his boat: your hard earned cash is my exit liquidity

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Yes, he’s a savage. Small hat tip to him because someone has to foreclose, it’s not like the people were paying and he stole their houses, but yes, fuckin’ savage, and all his money came from the banks.

One of my first real lawyer jobs was working for a bank-side foreclosure firm that totally imploded under the weight of their…let’s just say economic interests…and by the time I was doing it, we had all kinds of bank-led mechanisms where we could skip the judicial foreclosure and basically say “the bank will give you $xx to just turn your keys over and walk away”. By then people were so fed up people were ruining their houses before they moved out, dumping cement down the drains and shit. It was mayhem

The cartels' dirty work pays well, it seems.

At the height of the foreclosure glut, some lawyers were getting like 10-15k per foreclosure file or more that weren’t even contested so they basically just had to file paper work, show up one day and get a judgment on like 20-30 cases at a time, the judges would just run through them, “anyone here?no? Judgment for plaintiff” and the lawyers would literally have stacks of final judgments for the judge to sign. It was mostly proper so I dont want to make it sound evil, but it was wild the volume.

It does sound fucking evil though

It’s really a symptom of the evil, as you guys understand. But someone’s gotta push the cases through or all the homes return to nature. Remember the scene with the alligators in the big print? A lot of the foreclosures were basically empty houses, defendants “Jane do and known and unknown tenants” basically a place holder for anyone who might be living there to come forward. Often no one did.

Are you still doing real estate law

I don’t but my colleague down the hall does. DM if you need a connect. Or email me I think you have it.

I would still call it evil. Just the latter stages of a premeditated plan to steal everyone's houses. You set the wheels in motion to get homeowners in a position that they live in homes they can't pay for, then take the homes and make it their fault.

Yep. In those cases, ignorance is not bliss. Not at all

Contracting for organized crime fr

Yep. The system is organized fucking crime. Disgusting

"what you need is a CRIMINAL lawyer" 😂

The reality is the banks don’t want the houses at all, they dont want to steal them, they really want you paying them the money. At the height, the banks were desperate to keep people in them paying on their debts. IT was a catastrophe for them too, but of course they had the money printer on their side to bail them out as we saw. Banks really really don’t want to own your house, they want to own your debt, repackage it, and sell it off. It’s debt tranche hot potato

I'd say that the chaos is part of the plan. When employees of banks try as hard as they can to bleed people out by making them pay their debts, but those in the know understand it's impossible, and look to the real goal which is the foreclosure.

I'm not a lawyer, so I'll assume premeditation in anything involving a bank 😂

I don’t blame you, I’m more of a Golem-model of evil. Just a lot of people working in a deranged system, the aggregate result is the Golgothan golem:

There’s always someone to scam you

Not me, but yes.

Of course not. You’re my lawyer

Don’t burn your cloaca on my account.

I won’t. Cold shower incoming 😂

Dumping cement down the drains!

Crazy

Sad that people don’t realize it was never their house to begin with

That's the crazy part about "buying a house" today.

You're buying a mortgage and given permission to use the house. I'll buy a house when I can buy the house.

If the government can take it away if you don’t pay their multiple “memberships”, then it ain’t yours 🤝

I do a lot of litigation against timeshare companies now…I won’t even go into that or Ill start my day off pissed.

Timeshare sounds like the biggest scam ever. Money must come pouring in for those “companies”

I remember just the little you told me about, and I'm still kinda miffed about it.

I think you’ll recall how animated I was discussing it.

An onlooker might have mistaken it for delight.

I’ve got that condition where I smile when I’m about to battle.

👇🏾

I see your son behind me. Damn when you said he was huge, you weren’t kidding. Son of Ragnar looks like a warrior king already

*behind you

It’s funny because he does have his mother’s dark hair whereas, notwithstanding my Sicilian heritage, I look more like Fimmel. Not as handsome tho.

I always wonder what it's like for your son to outgrow you.

I imagine it like this 🤣

HAA nice.

🤣

Im hoping to find out.

Men in my line have been getting shorter because Indians eat garbage and call it cuisine. It would be a blessing to have children and feed them healthy food and regain my great-grandfather's 6 foot stature.

Well, I’m an excellent wingman. LFG, gotta get Jay married guys!

😂

All of us retards at the wedding

I hope if Jay invites you you’ll come. I know I’d be there on invite for sure. Gotta get this man making babies!

We’re all in that video brother 🤣🤣

LFG 🚀

Spotted you:

Opsec 12/10 🤝

I think I screen shotted a random asian guy in another picture and did this before to you, lol. Gotta remain consistent and keep them off your trail.

That’s my lawyer!

Later that day:

I’m in good hands. Don’t trust any lawyer, trust John. Is that how the saying goes? I forget. It’s Saturday here 😂

I’m highly trustworthy.

I trust you 🐸

Gonna be the whole ⭕ in there.

And since it's slowly taking over Nostr, that translates to all of Nostr.

nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 you ready to officiate? We need get this man a matchmaker, Nostr matchmaker wen?

lol. let's do it.

Epic nostr wedding

Mania ensues

That's you, on the outside, prior to beating down a timeshare scammer in the courtroom parking lot. Metaphorically.

Yes...metaphorically…