My son injured himself shitting and became a man today at the age of three years old. The turd was so large and ornate it was like the Stygian key to a demon city. He has been exorcised and will take is place in the hall of kings.
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brrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
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whoa
nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve do you have a solemn nod meme? lol
#parenting
See nostr:npub1h2ha54hr30ycq3mmd4d6hkf02e2uhvnvgtyxnxr0w0prd9k0khls7myfqm matt is not truly living on nostr yet
Only biblical intervention will heed healng
wtf are you two talking about? Who is Matt?!
Relax. We get that you're stressed. Maybe take a break from Nostr for a week or two.
Actually hoping you'd clear that detail up
Im unfamiliar with Matt.
Well he needs to get his shit together ... nostr:nprofile1qqsv0l5jlqx9zmqv2jc4arf9dtq89qgrdkf5ag0l88asek9ql4nhwdspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9uu9kfyz ..🤷
hell yeah
Poor kid. Ours is now to the telling us you do NOT want to go in there phase of shitting.
Poor guy. Put Vaseline on his ... 🥺
It's a rite of passage for us all. Consider yourself lucky that he survived at such a young age.
Sounds like you feed him tons of waste 😂
Well that’s cruel and unnecessary and not true.
Um, no. It's true. We don't shit what our bodies use. What's cruel and unnecessary is a painful BM 😂
I debated responding to this because maybe you think this is fiction. But in any case that’s not how digestion works unless you’re claiming that a perfect diet results in no bowel movements. Anyway maybe because I had a stressful day with my child I’m extra sensitive but I didn’t expect such a caustic reply from you about my toddler. But feel free to respond in a way that makes you feel good and smart.
I have nothing better to do...
Sorry, your post seemed braggadocious, not sensitive, so I responded a bit flippant, sure. But I stand by what I said about digestion/diet (not to be mean. When the body uses all or most of what is consumed, it's because there's little wasteage to begin with.
a.k.a. fiat food?
That is exactly what I was thinking. Nothing to celebrate for a 3 year old lol
😭 Low carb fixes (or in this case, prevents) this 😂
The things that are not covered in the manual 🤣
Not covered at all. I checked the index.
Somebody put this boy on a carnivore diet!
Plant fats did this to the poor boy!
A father’s proudest moment! It’s all downhill from here.
Back in the day it used to be called constipation. What u feeding ur boy? Pizza?
