Do people actually use pickup lines ?

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Did you fart?

Cuz you blew me away 😎🤣🤭

Too much effort, easier just to say hello most of the time.

Hello is for scams tho

Even if you're not an asian woman?

All hello's not in a song are a scam

Never heard it, and I don't know any 😂

Did you ever?

Nope never used one unironically

They work man , they break the ice , they are funny even if they fail and they show the person that you have a sense of humor and they set a playful tone.

My uncle had the WORST pick up line ever it was insanely bad :

"Hey, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Um, no."

"Are you a lesbian?"

"No?!"

"Then what is your excuse for not kissing me?"

I shit you not, he pulled a woman with that line. If you can make a girl laugh it counts for a lot.

Interesting

It's all in the delivery

Exactly what I was gonna say.

If you can make a girl laugh it counts for a lot. 🏆🥇⭐️

Hi, I’m so fuckin’ bullshit 🤣

I once asked a hot waiter if I could have him to-go as well. But no I haven’t used many pick up lines in my time. I’m more likely to think of a cheesy pickup line or hear one and be inclined to use it on a partner than a stranger.

Did it work tho ?

On the waiter? Yeah I got his number and we went on a date. Unfortunately the date swerved into utter surrealism when I felt like I couldn’t leave a friend to her own devices and he felt like he couldn’t leave us. There was a toddler covered in chocolate pudding that popped up around 3am. His Dad almost gave me the toddler. Like that’s how weird the night got.

Well thats one way to have a unforgettable night

I would run into the waiter from time to time for a while afterwards. We never tried to go another date, try for a normal date. I’d love to bump into him now just to tell him that friend of mine is now a married mother of two.

This is awesome haha (about asking having him to go). I love girls who's not afraid to make the first move.

It was a ladies brunch gone wild. I was totally put up to it. I rarely have the chutzpah to blatantly hit on someone. I’m more likely to silently crush for ages.

Actually occasionally I can muster the courage myself. I have no idea what stars have to align for that to happen.

Just start with a scammy "hello". 😆😉

I don’t want to come across scammy

Aww

Sounds like more ladies brunch would be nice. 😄

I love ladies brunches. That’s the only one I’ve ended up asking a waiter out towards the end.

+1 for the ladies brunch. Anyone in South East Florida wanna meet for lunch - I'm down!

Did it work?

Read the reply to Sgt.Fish

The best one is, "Hi. What's your name?"

Everything else signals that you just want to have sex.

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You should try mine sometime

“Salutations! I would like to spend money with you in a public setting and not have sex unless and until we both decide it’s appropriate”

everyone already knows why you said hi to her. including her.

I heard they switched ti chloroform

*to. Whew boy, a typo