Chuck Norris doesnt board a plane
The plane accomodates chuck norris
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Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945.
The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945, this is not a coincidence.
They build the plane around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once raced the earth around the sun and won by three years.
Chuck Noriss once recorded himself masturbating.
Now, he only masterbates when watching that video.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 100 men, after that the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents slept in his bed when they were scared