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yeah turns out they traveled across our galaxy in a balloon only to get shot down by a species that can’t even escape their solar system

Just in: they're about to invade and enslave Europe

People say I'm an alien. I don't know maybe 🤷

It's us. We're the aliens.

yesterdays news bruh

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No, but I have a new "lost all my bitcoin" narrative.

They are inscribing their crop circles into the blockchain as we speak!

They’re still fake, and still ghey

Please leve that on Twitter 🤣

They’re hiding in the DMT

Nostr is real human bro 😁 ! Not a BOT

Your post is getting a lot of attention.

Added to the https://member.cash/hot feed

When the jpegs and inscriptions on bitcoin started, the aliens realized humanity wasn’t going to figure out how to avoid destroying themselves.

So, they decided to move in and save humanity ourselves

Turns out it was just a really fat goose.