lol accurate
"i believe in freedom"
- no, you can't jump on the furniture
- no, you can't go outside without pants on
- no, you can't eat snacks all day
- no, you can't splash water all over the floor
- no, you can't torment the animals
- no, you can't use that as a toy
- no, you can't plug those into the outlet
- no, you can't spit your drink at other people
- no, you can't pour it on the animals either
- no, you can't move the house plants around
no no no no no